All Apologies!

:( Okay if you're done with giving me dirty looks for not updating my blog, can I clarify why I didn't do that?

There is something big...some huge news that I want to give you, all of you BUT abhi tak loha garam nahi hua :P meaning it isn't the rightest right time yet. I swear something more than 'getting bored' had kept me busy all these days and I'm sure you'll flip when you hear what it is!!! But, thoda sabr...I can't tell you now!

Come back in 2 days and I'll tell you everything about it, every detail....trust me! I will. And please, don't think I'm having a gala time keeping this big secret from you, I'm having a tough time as well. I'm a GIRL, so it is mighty difficult to NOT tell away secrets :( but if I'm trying so hard, toh kuch toh baat hai na?

Anyways, I'm sure I'll blurt it out if I keep typing anymore! So, Ciao...seriously sorry for frustrating you all these days when you'd come to this page and see that this stupid jerk (me) hasn't updated anything on her blog. Useless Girl.

2 days. Cya real soon. Muah! :)

Classic case of Over-Eating!

Ever heard of boredom? Sure...But ever heard of boredom-eating? i guess not, because its a brand new copyright-ed concept :-P the world would have been a nicer, tastier place to live in had this phenomenon swept across it...but jaane do, considering the food crisis and Bush ka claims that Indians are eating up too much food ( :-P what was he thinking!!!! ) boredom eating doesnt reallly seem to be a very good idea for the world! so...AVOID

Let me explain what it is...You're bored, You eat. Simple as that!

Anyways, its a relatively good thing compared to other things people do when they are bored :-P like, RGV makes RGV ki AAg when he's bored, Shiv Seniks try and make everything 'bombay-ish' into 'mumbai-ish' when they're bored, and Osama darling f**ks up America when he's bored..so comparitively my boredom thing is better off...what say ! :-P

BUT...most of the times, my brain ( who is supposed to be sending signals saying the stomach's full, stop eating ) stops acting when it gets pictures of food from my lens-wala-eyes :-P stupid brains! anyways....i end up over eating :-P and embarasssing myself ROYALLLLLLLY...promise me you wont laugh and only then i'll tell you this puke-y incident :-P

Okay, i trust you that you wouldn't laugh...so here goes! I'd been to a friends place in delhi to meet his Mom..he was in Bombay :-P but his mom cooks awesome foood ( foood again...dekhaaa, thats where the problem lies! ) anyways, i went, i over ate, i puke-d....eeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

Yes i did...right in front of his mom and nani :-P I feel so grossed even now, but i ate tooo much for my chotusa stomach's capacity, and when i went to wash my hands in the wash basin which was right next to the dinning table...byock, i puke-d ! :-P

Let's not go into details of what happened next...i pretended to be sick and got away with it...hehehehhehehe! but anyways, my obsession with food got me red-blue-purple-and-goes-knows-what-colours in the face!

STOP LAUGHING...you promised not to laugh!!! :-( grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...wish i could stuff you with foood and killl you !!!!

CTRL+A Delete...I dint write anything, You din't read anything...so conditions 1 and 2 imply that you don't remember anything i said...so ;-) AB HASO!!!!!

I went bowling !!!!!!!!!

Ouch...the hand that types hurts :-P I mean, literallly it does...not because of too much typing, dodoheads, dint you read the headline for this post ???? Yeah...I went bowling !!!!!!! :-)

Its not the 1st time i bolwed...ive done that before on videogames :-P n i thought i was pretty good at it B-) BUT real life is zameen-asmaan different from the virtual world ( like you dint know this :-P ) I suck at the real-life bowling :-( but then again...so what :-P what goes of my father if i dont make it to the bowling championship :-P pointed baat, right?

Anyways, it was Mitul's b'day ( my sis ka friend ) so we went to this nice bowling alley in Hiranandani Medows, Thane ( its nice...100 bucks on regular days, 70 on thursdays ;-) dont you just louve me for this info!!!! ) so, like i said...i had never tried my hand on real-life bowling so im like what the hell, try karna hi padegaa!!!

We bought those tickets n stuff, 'bought' socks because apparently you cant go around bowling in your shoes, you'll slip and break your crown like Jack ( the Jack n Jill fellow, remember????)

So, i put my cute lil ballerina's in the kona and wore those white stupid socks :-P We were 5 of us and i guess 3 of us knew the 5Ws and 1H of bowling...

I looked around...yeah there were cute guys but i wasnt loookign at them!!!! i was looking at the technique of throwing the ball...but as expected i dint master the art just by looking at them :-P The worst part is, even after playing an entire 10 sets ka game, i dint master the assy art of bowling at all !!!!!!!!!!!

The ball, if i may swear at it, was HEAVY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i dint know that 8 kgs was the least heavy ball available. BUT, the 8 kgs wala ball dint have a pink one...there were gross greens so, almost naturallly ( i'm a GIRL na :-P ) i picked up the 12kg wala ball, which was nice n pink ! and the rest, as some felllow rightly said...is history !!!

I was given warnings 3 times :-P for banging the ball too hard...and everytime, the ball would go straight up to those bottle-type thingies and magicallly, turn, without touching the bottles, and go spinning into that gutter!!!!!! so much trass for my hand, and not even 1 bottle fell properly :-( grrrr, so much for crying out loud !

But trust me, everyone should go bowling atleast once in their entiore life, like a tirth yaatra :-P its an absolute essential :-) but try not to go behind the stupid ball's colour ( Like me! ) because the right hand is totaaaaaaaaallllllllly gone right now!

Bahut ho gaya typing, cant type anymore :-( Damn You, stupid 12 kg ka pink ball :-( so, Moral of the story = Don't go behind 'looks', you'll pachtaav ;-) Ahem! as in 'Bowling' strictly ;-)

Its BOMBAY...

Talk about stupidity. Supreme stupidity. What's the big deal about Mumbai being Bombat and Bombay being Mumbai?????? This is sooooooooooooo over my head, like Shoaib's bouncer!

Ok, lemme make it loud and clear, BOMBAY will always be Bombay for me. Mumbai is just tooo...whatever! ( yuck if i may say so... :-P ) Its my Bombay. F**k You if you have any problems...like I care!

Apparently, a certain stupid felllow in DNA said that everything, yes every single damned thing which has Bombay in its name has to renamed to Mumbai...because, this is the funnnnniest part, because its a British name!!!! Can you believe this!!!! Its british... :-P okay, how about breaking up all the British buildings, The railway ( was started by the Goras, wasnt it??? ), The BMC, VT station ( there you go, its still VT station for me...not the tacky CST!!!) Think about it, like seriously!!! :-P Stupid people...i guess they are royallly bored in life and things as trivial as these become life-n-death 'causes' for them! Try enrollling into some vacation classes...learn Tai-chi, its a rage i heard ! :-P

Anyways, British or non-British...ish liebe Bombay...eat shit if you have a problem!!! :-P And, since my bloggging never makes it to the news like Amitabh or that stupid-ass Aamir with a double 'a' ( i reallly dont know why is it exactly that i dont like him!!?? ) its unfortunate that a lot of people will not get to read THIS ! but, who cares...Rock on BOMBAY !!!!!!!

Lost n Found !

Man this is something BIG !

Imagine loosing stuff in Mumbai ka local trains...pretty easy huh ? But now think about getting it back...looking at the screen as if i asked for both your kidneys ????? :-D Not your fault, reallly...But this kind of a 'miracle' has happpened...and that too, to none other than I ME MYSELF !!!!! :-O

Date and time : 25th December 2007 around 4.

Venue : VT* bound fast train from Thane

*i prefer calling it Victoria Terminus...sounds propah ! :-P

Enough of flowerry stuff, cant wait to actuallly tell you ehat happened. Me and Soniya wanted to go to fashion street and we had like very little time with us. She had to be back by 7 to meet her friend, in Thane, leaving us with only 3 hours to finish that chotusa trip !

We took the fast train, got to sit at around Kurla. But before we got the seats, i put my bag in the uppar ka rack. ( Anyone who's been inside a local train will know what the hell am i talking about! If you havent, take a trip right now!!!!!! ) We were so lost in talking about other things, useless offcourse, that we dint realise that i dint have the bag with me when we left the train at VT. We were walking towards the exit, planning what all stuff to buy and other insignificant things like that. Till this time, we have NO IDEA that the bag is LOST !

At exactly the exit, i felt thristy and reached for my bag. It alwaaaaaaaaaaaays hangs sideways, at the moment but it wasn't !!!!!!!! I screamed out so loud that a couple of people around me litterallly RAN outside and dint even stop to take a look at what they were running away from! :-P

We rushed back to the train, which obviously wasnt waiting for us. What am i, Princess of Jupiter that it will wait for me? What was i thinking!!!!!!!!!!!! Man, i'd gooofed up bigtime. Thankfully i had my cell phone in my hand and thats the only reason why i kept my cool. Otherwise it would have been a totalllllll cry-baby scene. ( yeah i cry REALLLLLLY EASILY :-P )

Anyways, we ran to the police guys who were sitting behind a desk and randomly looking at people. Not that i am interested in knowing what they look at, but that like quite an interesting job. You get paid for looking all day long at people! And any given day, atleast 30% of Bombay's college crowd steps on the VT station....so Ahem, definetly Interesting !!!!!!!!!!! ;-) And its not like alll office going Uncles look scumish, is it...Ahem, worth hai boss !!!!! :-P

Coming back on track again ( I tend to go offtrack alllllll the time... :-l traaaas ) we told them what happpened and they just kept staring at me. I dont mind the stares, seriously, its ok BUT they were alll FEMALE police persons...I'm like, 'stop looking at me and telll me what to do!!!!!!'. Finalllly after proper scannning ( thats the only thing i can think of! ) they told me to contact the station master. Some reallly rickety old guy...

We went, We told, We waited. Nothing Happpened. We repeated the procedure again. Boink! Nothing happpened again!!!! :-) MAGIC !

But then there were 2 ladies who had lost their bag at Byculla or something and had come to collect it. So we thought kaaam ho jayegaa...but ( there is alwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays a stupid but everywhere! ) the station master's assistant ( he sits outside the station master's cabin ) started screaming at them...'cant you take care of your stuff. Aapki wajah se hame pareshaani ho jaati hai...blah blah badang badang...'

Finallly he noticed US! haaaye re kismat! Without waiting for him to question us, we told him how i lost my bag and how there were chances that no one will open it ( thanks to terrorists! )so we could retrive it at the next station Byculla, if he callled up the station master there. He refued. Point blank.

Fine, just telll me if you don't wannna get your goofy ass into work. ( Not that his ass had to do anything, he could have very well dialed the phone with his stupid rotten fingers! ) He started screaming at us also! We are like 'help kar saktey ho toh batao...free mein chilllao mat %$&&*$ $%*$#@^ ( thoda bahut profanity at times like those is allllowed :-P i was frustrated no! )

We walkedout of the room and i began calculating. The bag has just 30 bucks in it. But, it had my earphones, my i-card ( ohhhhh, which i lost in an auto some days back !!!!! ), a few things important like...yeah okay, some stuff given by some friends...did not want to loose that! and also...the bag was EXPENSIVE ! i paid like 40 bucks for that stupid bag ! i had to had to had to find it !!!

That's when soniya had a what-an-idea-sirjee!!! She callled up my sis and we gave her exact details of where the bag was and how grateful we would be if she got it back for us. The train had left from VT at 4.50, it was a Kasara bound fast train and i left the bag in the first ladies comparment, on the right hand side. thats all the information we gave her. End of stoy. We proceeded with shopping.

I was looking at what i'd calll the pretttiest dress in the universe when my sis called to say that she had found the bag. The dress was ink blue, silk types, had noodle straps and was AWESOME! i wasnt reallly interested in the bag at that moment...but since the dress was way tooooooooooooooooooooooo expensive ( 800 on the roadside!!!!!!!!! ) i got alll excited about the bag! :-P It was mine, i lost it, i found it back! Enough reason to forget about that dress...

I guess it was just the christmas charm. maybe there was some 's-aunty claus' who kept gaurading my bag so that no one touches it. whatever the case might be...i found my bag !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pretttty amazing isnt it...

Unblieveable????? come let me pinch you blue!!!! :-D

:-) yeaaaaah !

life rocks ! seriously, it couldnt have been better :-) i am happpy happpy happpy....

anywaaaaaaaays, ive been upto a lot of stuff lately...so...just ! m happppppppppppppppppy...n i love myself :-P

• college is fun !!!! we do a lot of stuff, me n moshita, after college...i love mosh ! what am i ever gonna do without her ! muaaaaaaaah
• i have the best job in the world, with the best ppl around and the bestest boss i could ever have !!! 3 bow...bigtime !
• mom somehow ( mysteriously ) agreed for my tattoo
• oh, the tattoo design changed :-) hehehehe !
• atttendence in college is gettting lower by the day...n i dont seem to care
• even my blogs r getting boring :-P ( dont care...again )
• TODAY was trippppy :-P ehehehehehhehehe...kavi n sukhi almost cought us...FUN tha !
• people r suddenly fallling in love with me...which bothers me a lot :- i dont like so much attention
• i think m going all koo-koo in the head...
• i discovered that i can actuallly light a cigggie on my own n the realization made me extremely happppppppppppppppppppppy ( no...i do not smoke ! for God sake )
• i love myself :-P hehehehehehehhehe ! ive become kinda ME-centric !

so...just pray this phase remains...m busy with office n still loving it ! :-) yeaaaaaaaah...love yew !!!!!!

Yesterday...

Yesterday I...

• Realised that the current political snenario is a fuck up...a screwed fuck up
• Heard that Hapreet ma'm is pissed on me n sukhi for not attending lectures...hmmm, scared? yeah !
• Was sleeeping during the lecture and got pinched real hard by mosh...grrrr !
• Went to office to find only me n krishna working...humph !
• Got sukhi a fish bowl with felix n phillip in it...she was jumping crazy !!!!
• Heard vishal's super sexy song...he sounds soooo much like cobain ! freaks me out !
• Made paneer and vatana ka sandwich ! :-) amazing it was...m goood !
• Bought a baby soap !
• Promised myself i will blog almost daily ! :-)

Found Something !!!!!

was randomly checking out ppl's blogs when i found this !!!! BUT, i do not know what tagging means, so..what the hell ! m stilll gonnna go ahead n do it :-) yippppe !!!!

Rules:

• Each player starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
• People who are tagged need to write posts in their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.
• At the end of your post, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.

here i go !!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. i have a verrrrrry limited attention and retention span...i get bored easily, n forget whatever ive studied within 2 days ! ( thats the reson y i study a day b4 the exams ! ) .
2. i want a Zippo for my birthday.
3. i'm desperately trying to gain weight...with absolutely ZERO luck in that area !
4. i'm a black nailpaint person...weird n funky.
5. i love certain ppl so damn much that i can do anything for them :-) and they know who they r !
6. i can't stay alone...m scared of ghosts !!
7. i actualllly laugh, smile, get angry, get bored n alll those emoticon-type-emotions when m chatting !
8. i love walking in the sun !

now, i dont know how many ppl will actualllly play this game, but it was fun !!!!! :-) yipppppeee !!!

hmmm....but now that m done with it...m bored !

Umm...Welll

for starters m realllllllllllly bored, dont know what to do ! :-( sudddenly life seems all pakao ( ummm not very sudden though...its been like what, 15 days of boredom now ! )

i couldnt sleeep properly last night ! no it wasnt the mosquitoes who kept me up...but some stupid useless thoughts !!!!! ye, i was thinking...thinking crap basicallly.

i had this feeling that TY will come to an end before i know it, and after that what ! :-l i know, it does sound sillly, verrrrrrry sillly by my standards, but what to do...i was thinking !

woke up like realllllllllllllllllllllllly early, 9.30 types....n tab se m just searching for courses, in india, in UK, US, even on Jupiter if need be ! i found a lot of stuff...but now there's another prob ! tooo many options confuing me ! :-( yuck, how much i hate this !

anywayss, these a few places which sound nice....they have their reasons !

Delhi

• its closer to Sakshi...she stays just an hour away. the colleges sound reallly nice... IIMC n all...i've been told that JNU, DU r like the best one's in india
• delhi is nice...its got awesome foood also...n janpath :-P
• there surely something about delhi...i dont know, i just wannnna go there ! dont know y !

Mumbai

• come on, i was born here ! :-P
• good foood, great ppl, and there wont b the outsider feeling.
• college's r awesome...im sure of that cuz i know things in n out.
• its home...so no hostel or mess ka khaaana...yuck !
• its Mumbai !

Pune

• honestly, not looking forward to pune...i dont reallly like it
• sukhi's gonna be there
• sonia will b there

ABROAD - London

• sounds realllllllllllllly nice ! london college of fashion ( for fashion journalism ) or London college of communication ( for journalism )
• everything sounds perfect
• its london !!!!!

Sheffield University, UK

• my sweeeeeeeeeetheart bubblu's there !!
• he says its awesome, they have lectures inside a church !!!!

now, thats like the basic y-i-wannna-go-wherever kinda list ! arrrgghhhh cant decide...abroad looks nice, but i cant leave my buddies behind !!!! ( speciallllly when i get to hear " waha se phone karogi mujhe ? will u remember me ? when ur famous il telll my friends n family - Rims WAS my friend ! " the was hurt me a lot, cuz it implies we wont meeeet or be friends anymore !!!!)

leave them behind...or be with them ????? dont know what to do...even if i telll myself " careeeeeer first ", i just cant disssociate myself from certain ppl....love them tooo much to go away :-( booo hooo hooo...life sucks !

Non Dukhi !

grrrrrrrrr...i just read sukhi's blog...n she's gone ga ga about her meeting with Rahul Bose :-O my rahul :-( aaahhhh, the benefits of working for a newspaper !! seriously !!

oh, by the way if ur wondering who sukhi is...chalo lets write a blog on her only :-P n lets see what comments she gives me now ! ( i soooo feel like saying ' bitch ' :-P i always say that to her...pyaaar se off course :-P )

ive lost count of how many years ive known this babe...ya, very sweeet she is...hmmm goood looking tooo !!! :-P but brains of the size of a vatana...no seriously...bird brained she is...heheheh ! my friend afterall...

we ver in the same school...now in the same college...n yaaa, same bench sometimes :-P so much so that at times it becomes an overdose of sukhi :-P but still...its fun being with her ! :-P

come to think of it...we r a bit ajeeeb, like v stay reaal close by, 2-3 buildings away but stilll on holidays n all...we dont really die if v dont meet :-P hum ek dusre ki baat ka kabhi bura nahi maante, its tried n tested...we have never had a major fight ( touchwood !!! ) n im sure even if v do, the next day we'll b laughing at each other, borrowing clothes like nothing ever happpened !!!

ohhhh...clothes ! she does have an excelllent colllection but doesnt know how to take care of them ! every t-shirt has oil, achar yaa something equalllly distastrous on it...hmmmm but she's the god of kurta's n duppattta's...hee hee haa haa haa...m borrowing her black kurta to wear at the star parivaar awards ! :-P dekha...babe hai !!!

shyaa, too bad ! i was going to write a book on her :-P ( im soooo bored, isnt it ! ) but its now scrappped due to some reasons....the whole idea is ! koi nahi...some other time..filhaaal toh just getting over this wish-i-was-there-too feeeling...she met Rahul Bose remember !!! dodo's...

the disaster called " German Viva-Voce "

ok now, the title itself says a lot of things...but stilll, for the extremely stupid, here i go ( its an amazing feeling to abuse ppl here...they can actuallly do nothing about it :-P hai na !!! but dont take it tooo personllly ok..love u all !! )

i signed up for the german language classes at apna very own mumbai university last year...its awesome !! trust me...if u atttend properly ( i dint !! ) n do ur homework ekdum nicely, sincerely ( i dint !! ) then koi problem doesnt hpppen...but like i said i DINT do alll this, thats where the problem started :-P

anyways...the viva exam was on 14th of april, n the writtn 3 hr long exam was on 22nd..both sundays ! so...i wrap up my college ka exams on 2nd april n then one fine day, realllly damn early in the morning, i get a call


me :helllo? *sleeeepiest tone ever*

her :hi...its me, blah blah, ur friend from the german class

me :yaaaa !!! *itna subeh ko :-( ??* *fake happppinesss*hiiiiiiiiiiii...how r u ???? aaaj kaisey calll kiya ??? :-)

her :nah, nothing much, just wanted to telll u...id cards we've got...have u even fillled the exam form ????

me :ummm yes i did...i fillled it up late though, but im sure i did...by the way, id kab mila ??? *just plain curious*

her :arrre last to last classs v got...u havent atttened for lmost 2 months now...*worrried tone*

me :have i ????? *realisation strikes* chuck it, when is the exam ??? n when can i get the id ???

her :eaxms on 14th n 22nd...get the id from the department only...chal m going now...take the id haa...buh bye....n ya, STUDY OK ! ive heard ppl flunk in this exam tooo *as if its a warning*

me:ummmm *gulp* i willl i will..thanks for callling :-) buh bye.



sudddenly it struk me that...i know almost nothing !!!!!!!! i rushed to my books ka drawer ( in the worst possssible condition it is, searching for one book is almost like searching for pearls in the ocean...pearls fir bhi easily u might get !! ) after almost 1 hr of searching n in process of the cleaning my drawer, i had the books with me !

then i realise i didnt have the CD's...with these language ka books u always get CD's for pronunciation n shit...they were in karjat n i was in thane - 1.5 hrs away :-( im like, chuck studie for today...tomoro we'll go to karjat, get the cd n start studying :-) i smiled at my self for such a brilllllllliant idea ( anything that can put offf work tilll sometime later is alwaaaaaaaays brillliant !! )

end of day 1. day 2 begins.... :-P

the next day i went to karjat early in the morning...its sometimes pakao to go there alll alone...nevermind, i went, i searched, i found n i slept ! :-P heheheheheheh...i was suppposed to get out by 1n come home by 3, but i slept nicely tilll 4 n come home at 7 :-P ( its sharmila-land...anything can happpen ! ) day 2 - wasted royallly ( not exactly though :-P )

then finalllly next day m like...padhai shuru...but then, divine intervention ! i get a calll from star tv...i have to work for them as an event trainee for teh star parivaaaaar award function ! *case royalllllly screwed*

so..basicalllly...long story short...i never realllly studied as such :-P i did....for like 2 days nicely, but how the hellll can u learn an entirely new language, new cuz i never reallly atttended nicely, in 2 days :-O point hai na ???

anyways...the viva day, there was this dictation test...n surprisingly, i did very welll...im sure 85% of my spellings are corrrect ( german stuff has ulta pulta spelllings :-P ) but after that the main disaster happpened...the viva !

we waited from like 9 to 4 in the university to have r viva's done with so that v cud go home n sleeep ( me ) or study ( other ppl )

i went to the interview rooom...the ma'm greeted me in german, so did i, n after that what happppened was something like this

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah



:-l not kidddding, seriousllllllly...the interviewer dint understand a word of what i said...nor did i get any clue of what she was asking me...i just went ahead saying whatever crap i knew...i did sound like blah blah !

anyways...the nightmare is now over...n so is my chance of clearing this exam :-P but stilll...it was fun ! thats allll that matters to me...n the latest buzzz is that ive got my friends to learn russssian with me :-P n i hope, for once, history DOESNOT repeat itself !!!! :-D

Its new year time ! yipppppeee !

its that time of the year again when...ummm well...actaullly nothing major happens :-P but stilll its hell lot of fun ! parties, amazingly goood foood ( the most important part :-P ) music n friends ! aur kya chahiye life mein ! :-D

well..ya, its also resolution time :-P check out my last year ka resolution wala post to get the definition of a resolution..achcha baba, i know ur gonna b toooo lazy to go thru all the trouble, so il paste it for u...lazy bums ! :-)

a resolution is conviniently defined as promises that u make to urself around new years when u are either too excited about the new year party or too drunk AND break them with no guilt feeling at all...because as per the defination RESOLUTIONS ARE MADE TO B BROKEN .

so...accordingly...even i have made some resolutions ( shit, its such a huggge word to type baar baar :-P ) which, do i neeed to mention, will b broken within a week, at the most ! ehehhehehe !
so here goes my list !!!!!

~ dad says i should study more than i do :-( but i think m doing just fine...kya fayda bookworm banke when the difference is just 5 %...marks dont meketh a man, n even if they do...m a girl B-) a dumb girl...so it doesnt reallly mattter ?! but stilll...hum kasam khaatey hai ki i will study for half an hour everyday ( weekends not included ! )

~ i shud save money :-( ppl telll me i have nawabi shauk ! :-( i know...i prefer extravaggent stuff, but ab main kya karu agar the stuff i like is alwaaays classsy n umm well...expensive :- i think i shud put on blinkers so that i see straight..aaju nahi baaju nahi...fir kuch dikhegaaa hi nahi toh kharchaaa hi nahi :-D perfect solution ! i love 'ME..

~ reduce my phone bill ! :-( god this is one thing i realllly neeed to do warna il b kicked out of the house...no elaborations on this one...its ' self-explanatory ' :-(

~ atttend colllege :-( last year ka post if u've read, then ul notice waha pe i have resolved to BUNK college, n i think ive taken the resolution a bit toooo seriously...im hardly to b seeen in college, which is not a very goood thing to do :-( so...atttendance lagao !

~ b a little less mind-f**ked :-( ab is mein meri koi galati nahi hai, ppl just love ruining my happpiness, main kya karu ! but ideallllly, i wannna b a bit more calm relaxed n composed so that im properly happpy..not PSUEDO happpy ! :-)

~ live up to the promises and commitments iv made :-( okkk gottta work realllllly hard on this one, cuz i forget :- but dont worrrrryy, this year is gonnna b different :-D il freaking make sure i keep my promises...i promise :-D blogspot ki kasam !

~ write a diary :-( ive juuuust mentioned na ki i forget things...so what bettter way there is to keep track of stuff than writing a dairy ( spellling nahi malooom diary or dairy...i dont reallly care as long as u've got what i wanted to say :-P )

~ i hope i dont make my pals sad :-( n rulaaana is a big no-no ! :-) this year my dearest friends il try my best to make u guys smile alwaaaaaays ! :-) fikar na karo :-* i love u dost log !

~ become a bit more RESPONSIBLE :-( dad says m the most irrrresponsible gal he's come across...n i guess he's right :-P m the most irresponsible female I have come across :-P toh aur kya chahiye ! this year...il check out what being responsible feels like..agar achcha nahi laga toh i can always come back to being irrresponsible naa ! :-D tension hi nahi !

~ get my braces removed :-( yaa, my dearest dentist have been complaining that i dont turn up on time for his apppointments...dont worrrry sir !this year, ul see a new me :-O did u see that...its rhymes B-)

~ the KARJAT issue :-( of late ive been seeen more in karjat than at my place or college. i dont realllly want this equation to change :-( cuz i loooooooove the place toooo much, n yeah, the people there r amazing to b with...mera kya galati...ab hai toh hai !!!! stilll...i guess, il have to manage time so that my other commitments dont sufffer if i hang out in karjat too much ! ( oh god, i speak like a proper management guru :-P )

r u bored ???????? what ??? is it a yes or a no ???? okkk..i take it as a YES !!!!!! thank god u are bored :-P i take this as an excuse to chuck this post right here !!!!! oh, love u soooo much...aap nahi hotey toh mera kyaaa hota !!!!! :-P cyaaaaaa !!! have a great year ahead !

Cute Stranger !

ok...this doesnt reallly make sense, but its cute n so its up here ! read on...get bored ! ( as if i care :-P )

i was spillling out ( yes, evening time pe ppl usualllllly pour out of trains, if uve ever travveled ! ) of the fast train from karjat. i guess it was the 6.38 train from karjat which reaches thane at around 8.10 or so...

hmmm, so what happened was that a cute guy dashed me. he was wearing a white t-shirt. his t-shirt is all that i saw, dint reallly bother to check out what pants he was wearing, so the point is that he dashed me ! pitcure this...he must have been around 6 feet tall n equallly broad ( not literaalllly :-P u idiots ! ) n he dashed ME...m stick thin ! :-P

so i just turned and said a swear word. yes yes, i STILL swear...if u remember having red a post of mine which said i wont swear in future...forget about it. now u know it was alll crap !

so, the guy was shocked ! hehehehhe...it was quite a big swear word ( do i look stupid enuf to write it here...no way ! but it was BIG, trust me ! ) n then here's what he said...

him : ( embarassed or whatever...i dint reallly notice ) galati se dhakkka maara, u dint have to swear at me.

me : ( irrritated ) what the hell...of all ppl u had to dash me, n uppar se dikhao-ing attitude. kaam nahi hai kya life mein kuch ? ( the train is about to leave ) oh by the way, aap ki train jaaa rahi hai ( i grin at him...devilishly ! beta, gayi teri train...hee hee haw haw haw ! )

him : ( looks behind n runs towards the train ) oh shit...

he somehow gets the train, n smiles at me...i smile back, no big deal ! then, he waves at me, cutely enuf, saying tata bye bye...i wave back too :-P

what ??????? story khatam...if u r well informed types, then ud know ki a fast train halts enuf only to let two ppl speak whatever thodusa we spoke ! :-P never seen the guy again, nor do i want to....BUT it was fun ! :-P

note : oh yes, by any chance, if YOU were that guy...u have a realllly cute smile n a nice voice ! :-) n ya, don mind the gaaaali, i say it alllll the time ! cheeers...

The good-looking dabba !

heylo ppl...long time since ive blogged ! hehehehe i was tooo busy being sad, frustrated n all that shit...but then, m bored of all that too ! :-P nothings quite permanent, is it ?? :-D

anyways...the happppy happpppy news is that me'z going to kolkata after like 6 years !!!!! yep...got my tickets booked for the 30th of september...right after exams :-P yaaa...happppy !!!

i booked my tickets online...n there were these options like book tickets only if all tickets are in the same coach n stuff...tab i was like hmmm prettty interesting !

*idea strikes* y not have an option like book my tickets only if there are minnnnniiiiiimum 10 good looking guys ( for gals ) or gals ( for guys ) around ! ( :-D presuming everyone's straight LOLzzz ) ehheheheheh yaaa i know...pretttty stupid but what fun naa !

or rather, iiissse bhi badhiyaaa idea !!! listen up mr lalu yaadav ! :-P y not have an entire coach for younsters ! n it'l b named the goood looking dabba unlike those boring s-1 s-2 n other sad names like that ! something like...only 18-35 years ka ppl alllowed...and everyone MUST have orkut id's :-D ( hmmmm looks wont mattter much, its named 'the goood looking dabbba' just for the heck of it...but u HAVE to be fun...otherwise ul b kicked out in between the journey :-P fir baithey rehna station pe ! tch tch tch already ! ) see...m such a visionary person ! B-)

hmmm come to think of it...rahul bose ( blush blush ) is 39 years ka, but anything for him...us k liye adjust kar lengey yaar !

but fun hoga yaar ! give it a serious thought mr railway minister ! bigtime serious thought...hehehehehehhe !

ya ya sure, y not ! laugh it out...but sab jaanti hu main, its the first thing u wannnna know while travellling : is there someone interesting around ;-) arrre chalta hai...no need to shift uncomfortably...chori pakdi gayi toh kya hua ! :-P everyone does it...sahi hai boss, fun hai !

anyways...m tooo happpy to be going to kolkata n that tooo during durga pooojo ka time...what m reallllllly looking forward to is the food ! yaaa...im gonnnna eat like there's no tomoro...m telling ya...kolkata ka foood rocks...the phooochka ( paani puri ) , chicken rolls, fish fries, currries, chinese, momo's....god !!!!! meri toh bigtime aish hai yaar !!!! im loving it ! :-P ehhehe !

m gettting alllll excited now, but filhaaal padhna hoga...kal Public Relations ka exam hai...makes me higly sad :-P cuz no matttter how much u write, ul end up getting the leassst marks cuz its Simran ma'm who'se gonnna check it ! she has like SPECIAL PYAAR for me, not her fault ( m being sarcastic here :- )

30th kab ayegaaa yaar...exams khatam ho jayengey n il b off to kolkata !!!!! whoa...can hardly wait ! :-)

Deccan se Deccan tak !

yaa right....its a dhaapa hua ( inspired :-P ) title...heheheh ! but its apt !!!!!

m like realllllllllllly happppy :-P what for ? cuz i BUNKED college for the first time...normalllly when i say i bunked, it means ki either m dozing off at home or my folks know where m going...but yesterday was the first time i DINT tellll mom dad that i was off to pune in the name of college !!!!!! kahan matunga...kahan pune !!! heheheheheh :-P yaaa, thats me...tottaalllly freakingly fundoo :-P n alwaysss up for something that can potentiallllly mess me up bigtime ! but whats life without a can-screw-u-royallllly kinda challlenge ! B-)

it was alll plannned ! i left home at 7 sharp with sukhi n reached thane station where i was suppposed to wait for the next 20-30 mins till the time my sis, her frnd sonia ( jiske ghar pe gaye they :-P ) n the train, offcourse, turn up !

i told sukhi m not attending college n she looked at me as if id told her that the " internet " was coming to an end ! :-P ( yaaa...we r like crazzzzzzzzily addicted to the net :-P so what ! ) she gave me this r-u-crazy-o-what kinda look which made me laugh out real loud !!!! she's soooo sweeet...fatttu though...she can never think of doing stuff which on a normal day id b glad to do ! m a daredevil...she's an angel !!! thats sukhi for u...heheheheheh !

coming back on track...she was like " sharmila jhool hoyea, pangey ho jayengey...mat jaa " n all that advice...m like " jo hogaa dekhaa jayegaa ;-) m going...come what may !! " hehehhehehehe such a devil i am...but i love being one !

the 7.21 local for CST arrived n i pushed sukhi into it so that she could hopefullly attend the 8 ka lecture ! we normalllly dont care for the first lecture...its tooo pakao ! i went on the platform 5 where the train was to come...Deccan express !!

i waited, called my sis, waiting n kept waiting :-P pata nahi usko kyaa jhatkaa laga, she told me to buy tickets for kalyan...dont as me y ! i have no clue...from platform 5 i went to platform 1 bought tickets n like a brainlesss idiot kept waiting there...it completely slippped my mind that Deccan express comes on 5 !

i callled up BPL ( my celll phone ka connnection re, nimrod :-P ) to get my roaming activated in case mom shud call...pune mein IDEA ka mast network miltaa hai ;-) jab jhoool karnaa hi hai toh fool prooof plan hona chahiye naa...n i dint notice that my sis had already given me 7 missed calls...when i finished speaking to the mobile assistant or whatever those call centre folks r called :-P i called my sis bacl...she's like [ im using DECANT language here...but my sis DINT :-P ] " kidhar hai ????? jaldi aaa yaha pe...train aa gayi hai ! "

okkkk that reallly freaked me out !!!! i ran rushed pushed n made my way to the platform...ran down the stairs halfway n realised i was on the wrong platform :-O ( actuallllly it was the RIGHT one...platform 5...but ghai ghai mein i messsed up...BIGTIME ! )
we MISSSED the train ! :-( bahut gaaaali sunaaa...ur useless, u dont deserve to b with us n blah blah [ cant use those words SHE used :-P ] fir kaisey kaisey we took the next train to kalyan where mani, my sis ka frnd was waiting for us !

we reached there...fir se gaali suna :-( n took another train to karjat where ashish was supooosed to wait ( actuallllly he was suppposed to catch the Deccan n get down at lonavala with us...waha se local train se Daposi, where sonia lives !!! ) ash dint know that we werent in the train cuz the idiot doesnt carry a celll these days !!! :-P talk about a screw up !

anyways...karjat pahuchey, took the Uddyaan express n reached lonavla...waha ashish was waiting...uska bhi gaali suna :-( n took the local ! it was like bigtime majjjjjaaa !!!

went to sonia's place..ate awesome rajmaa chaawal, aaloo ki sabzee poori !! ummmm yummmy thaa...imagine all this pain i took just to eat all the goood stuff ! :-P m such a jerk naa ! eehehee
we reached at 12.30 n were leaving at 3...heheheheh !!! the time we travellled was muuuuuuuuch more than the time we stayed at her place :-D heheheheheh height of stupidity ud say...but it was the bestest thing !!!! fulll on dhamaal !!

when we left her place...we took the life to come down from her 4th floor ka ghar...she warned us ki " yeh lift thoda shot hai...sambhaal k chaltey hai...bettter hoga agar seedio se chale " :-P but nah, kon itnaa chalegaa naa..we reached the ground floor n guess what ! the dooor wudnt open ! :-D it was a laugh-a-roit !!! :-D we went up n down for the next 10 mins, darshan05ed every flooor of the buling but the dooor wudnt budge !! :-D finalllllllllllly the door opened at the 4th flooor itself :-D

we were LATE...bigtime ! sona, mani n ashish toh bol saktey they, ki we came with sonia from karjat :-P ( unka colllege hai naa ) but what on earth cud explain my guest apppearance there !!!!!!! matunga se pune....kaisey ??????????? ehehheheheheh !!!!!

anywaysss...fortunately we took the Deccan at 3.40 n bhikaari ki tarah darwaaze pe baith kar aaye...okkkk these kinda thing like Ticket Checker ko 10 rs ki bribe :-P ( saala chindhi ! ) sitting on the train ka floor, darwaaze k paas n all..that something new yaa !!! ehehhehehe !!!!! its like unimaginable in a thane - CST local...ul b crushed to death :-D heheheheheh

anywaysss...reached home at 7...told mom i had a seminar !! ( kaaaaaash aisey seminaars baar baar hoo :-P ) heheheheheh !!!!!!! dead tired but stilll kicked by the whole idea of my first ever succcessful offcicial bunk !!!!!!!! whoaaaaaaa m soooooooo happppppppy !!! ehehehhe

BUT..mom was like..." ur celll was off kyaa ??? " i said...yaaa battery low tha ! n moms like " toh y was it saying the IDEA moblie ur trying to calll is not reacheable...tera toh BPL hai naa "

ab momaa...kyaa batau ! :-D

Mission - No Slang From Now On !

yeah right, ive been swearing a lot...n using a lot of what my mom calls HARSH words ! god, why wont she understand that its the general way i speak !!!!! m not being rude to anyone mom, im just speaking !

but sadly...the other day, i reallly upset a guy when i said " haa, bhauk " ( angrezi mein " yeah, bark ! " ) now if u ask me, that reallly a normal patheticallly cute thing to say...but he felt damn offended ! guess he aint used to this sort of sharmilaism ! :-P not my fault, is it ????

somehow this jhagda thingie reached its way to my mom n she got to know about a few other WORDS ( not verrry praise-worthy words :-P ) which i use...n i have been given a STRICT warning about not using them ever again ! :-P u gottta b kiddding me...its like saying...hey rims, y dont u stop breathing ! :-D

okkkk...for a bit more fun, lets tell u about these pisses-my-mom-big-time kinda words !!

this is the REAL RIMS

on the phone...instead of helllo..." haa, bhauk! " or " bakkk " or " ulti kar " or " gatar khol " or " chal, shuru kar pakaana " or " koi kaam nahi hai kya, mere ko kyu call kara ! "

instead of hi, id say " kyaa saali, kya karring ? " or " kyaa re fokat " or " hi hateli " or " kya re chindhi, kaisa hai " or " satkeli, kaisi hai " or " hi jhingooor "

n when im angry, i say " tera gatar band kar " or " dimag mat hata " or " dimag mein jaa mat " or " kat yaha se " or " marr ja kahin jaakey " or " haraamkhor, zinda nahi chodungi "

funnnny isnt it...but my mom fails to find the humour in this...so does my sis ! its was HER friend who got pissed due to my ultra slang language !

isiliye kasam khaaya hai...no slang bang

bhendi...pata nahi main jhoooti kasamein kyu khaatai hu jab pata hai ki mere se nibhaayi jaane nahi waali hai yeh...dekha mere mein kitni charbi hai...sudhregi nahi main...pakkkki kamini hu naa !

oooooops...there i go again ! :-

Barbie ki toh aisi ki taisi !

i hate barbie doll X-( grrrr....okkk for those who dont know ( that makes it almost everyone out here :-P ) barbie doll happens to b a BABE from mah calss ( the typical example of brainless beauty :-P she proves the myth that beautiful ppl dont have brains :-P ) i dont reallly remember her real name :-P everyone calls her barbie itself...uski toh aisi ki taisi ! X-(

okkk...hey hey, b4 u idiots start thinking ki m jealous of her or something :-P puhleeeeeeez gimmme a break ! i ahve better things in life to do than b jealous of a gal who has the brains of the size of a vatana ( Pea :-P ) so lemmme go on to explain WHY i hate this female ! grrr !!!

17th june ! it happpened to b meri bestest freind ( my girlfriend :-P ) SUkhi's birthday okk..so we went to class n everyone was like " happy baddde sukhi " n blah blah ( birthday hai toh wish toh karengey hi naa :-P )

i was standing at the teachers desk n drinking water n sukhi was on the first bench, right in fronta me :-P when barbie doll n her group of equallly beautiful BUT brainless gals entered in class :-P barbie, normallly never talks to the unsophesticated n loud gals in gals who have NO sense of fashion at all ( ME n SUKHI...in decent language :-P ) ya man, these things mattter tons to barbie :-P n we give a damn !

but that day...Sukhi was all decked up, make up shake up, spaghetti top n sexy skirt n all ( birthday saal mein ek hi baar aata hai :-P ) n i was my usual crap self, shabbby n definetly not presentable :-P ( but i love it that way :-P its fun ! ) SO, barbie came up to sukhi n wished her n all...n then X-( grrrrr SHE KISSED SUKHI ON THE CHEEKS ! :-O

okkk...now m not a very possesive friend or something ok...BUT i seriously felt like wringing barbie dolls neck ! :-P m not kiddding but i reallllly felt jealous kyu ki sukhi sirf meri hai kinda emotion jaag uthaa....big time...i was like....barbie X-( maar dungi tujhe, durr reh meri sukhi se ! :-P god, ive never ever felt posssesive about anyone or anything...but that day, meri genuinely jal gayi thi :-P

sukhi ka instant reaction was :-l n my instant reaction was :-O X-( barbie teri toh...n i...what do u say in english...ummm..haa...maine paaani thuk diya muh se ( sorrry about this, my english sucks SOMETIMES ! ) actualllly gir gaya :-P outa shock ! n i shouted out " aye barbie...saali durr reh meri sukhi se " sukhi was as silent as a staue ! :-P

barbie is like " yeh mera pyaar dikhaane ka tarika hai " n im like X-( " tere pyaara ki aisi ki taisi...durr reh ussse...tera pyaar tere jeb mein rakh aur nikal le " :-P gosh i never thought i could get jealous...for a GIRL :-P but kyaaaa karu...sukhi happpens to b meri jaan ! :-P muah sukhi...love ya :-P

even today...id not leave a single mauka to blast at barbie ( ekdum seriously ) for the kiss n sunao5 sukhi ( playfullly offcourse ) for accepting the kiss !

so much so for ek kiss ka kissssa ! =))

fancy a bug for brunch ?!

college has started n its big time fun there...yaa ! even the canteen has been renovated ( its not like its the bestest place in the world okkk...just that 20 mins k break mein college se bahar jaane bore hota hai :-P u know the lazy bones i am ! ) so, went there today after the 3rd lecture !

woh kehtey hai na..." jab bhoook lagti hai tab dunya ka sabse ghatiyaa khaaana bhi mast lagta hai " is exactly the case with canteen food...well its not THAT bad, cuz bad is an understantment !! u cud very well die outa bad taste if u taste the sambaar ! eeeuuuu grosss ! but then majbooori ka naam friend rice ( bestest of all the other crap ) pav bhaaji ( strictly toleratble ) or else anda pav ( kinda good ) ! :-D

today we ordered a pav bhaji n ek plate anda pav :-P i dint eat much cuz i had reallllly gross, dry, n absolutely tasteless aloo parathey ! :-( but then, whatever happpens, happens for the best ! :-P

guess what ! there was a BUG kinda insect in the anda :-O grosss ( makes me wannnna throw up ! :-P) when i first noticed it, i was jumping all over the canteen screaaaaming " ande mein cockroach hai :-P " as loud as i could ! ( STILL, the canteen wala dint even bother to look at us :-P talk about indifference ! )

dont think this kida giri stopped here ! :-D there was a cheenti ( ant ! ) in the pav bhaaji too :-O big time grossss...m soooooo glad that i dint eat much ( though i did hog a few mouthfuls.....eeeeeekkkkkkkks ! )

gross....lemmme just quit writing thiis right now or else il puke all over the keyboard ( that sounds even more yuckey than ants n bugs in food ! :-P )

A Poem For Sukhi....

its this is sukhi viewing this window....shut it mimmmmmmdidiately...u cant read it b4 17th....abbbbey its supppppposed to b ur birthday gift....BAND KAR WINDOW !!!!!

n its ur not sukhi....read bindaaas n comment ! :-)

its ur birthday, n i wonder
when shud i wish...
socha il do that at 12,
but early morning college hai...oh fish !

its ur birthday, n i wonder
if i reallly shud b gifting u...
maybe t-shirts r the best options,
cuz i have quite a spare few !

its ur birthday, n i wonder
whats on the menu...
foood is what will bring me there
arrre idiot, at the venue !

its ur birthday, n i wonder
how yummmmmmy will b your cake...
birthdays r incomplete without cakes,
n i hope Pav Bhaji ur mom will make !

its ur birthday, n i wonder
if i have successfullly bugged the hell out of u,
if not, then il have to try harder
cuz only few ppl can do that...verry few !

its ur birthday, n i wonder
if u liked my poem, for u i speciallly wrote...
if not, go to hell, u punk !
jaane de...birthday hai isiliye maaf kiya, u silly goat !!!!!

have a great day !!!

love u sukhiiii da non dukhi.....have a happp happp happppppy birthday !!!! :-* muah !

shaitaaan jaag uthaa hai ( in hindi :-P )

yep u red that right...college has reopened n so the mellowed-down kinda devil in me has woken up :-P n with a bang ! biiiiiiiiiiig bang :-P

college rocks ! 2 new teahers ;-) 2 new bakraas ! buwahahahahha ! Harmeet Kaur n Bhavna Desai ;-) buwahahahhah ! i swear it sooooo much fun bein a devil !!! read on....heheheh

Harmeet Ma'm teaches us journalism okie...so she asked us to prepare an assignment ! :-P on the various concept n values of a newspaper ( Faltu stuff...with a capital F...kidddie work )
the moment she mentioned " cut n paste bylines, datelime n blah blha " i dint wait to hear the whole thing cuz the devilish dimag had already started thinking of ways to irritate the lovely lady ( buwahahhaha ! ) n guesss what i did !

i cut n pasted BENGALI paper k cut-out :-D LOL !! i actualllly did that :-P n my mom is like " m not coming to ur college if koi complain aayi toh ( angry...major angry wala smiley ) " heheheheheh....next day submitted the assignment ( with a half chewed bread butter ka slice in my mouth...cuz i was eating in class...that tooo sukhi ka tifffin :-P ) .......n ma'ms like " hmmmm interesting " n im like :-( WHAT !!!!!! ur suppppposed to shout at me....damn !

ab bhavna ma'm ( heheheheheheheh ) she loookd verrrrrrrry sweeet...as in, pyaaari hai but i dont spare any teacher :-P ( yup thats me...cruel but fun !! ) pehley un pe achcha impresssion maarne hoga n then sumdi mein masti karungi :-P hehehehehehehhe isisliye bhavna ma'm is baksho5ed for the time being !!

there's more to come when there happpen to b more lectures....watch this space for big time fun !!!

n here's the devil signing off :-P buwahahahahhahahahaha !