house arrest !

holy crap !! its been the worst day so far cuz IM STUCK AT HOME ALL DAY LONG...

never, trust me, never has it happened ki main chup chaap se ghar par baithi hu....but today is one of those sad crappy days when my most dreaded nightmare has come true....there is no cash neither any place to go !!!!

god help....just send some cute devil of urs ( i hate angels ok...white is sooooooo pakao ! ) n let him take me out....my knight in shining armour !! puhleeeeeeeezzz rescue me n take me out !!!!!!

let this home-all-day thingie b a dream n let me wake up this very instant....m waiting...waiting....wake me up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

miss u !

m blogging after a loooooong time...now ul wonder y ????? so lemmme tell u that i have been awefullly busy with......nothing at all !!! well there are 15000 thoughts running in my head at the moment but m too lazy to keyboard them down !
but today a real thought provoking thought has been keeping me busy so id rather type it down that feeling guilty ki kaaaaaaaaash us din likh liya hota !

to start off with, this blog deals with relationships ! not a typicalllly-me kinda topic but i write something if it reallly touches me......i barely have enuf free time to waste typing about things which dont interest me !

to kick off this bolg.....i came across this post in orkut saying whats better....being friends or being lovers ?? ( how i wish there was a better n sophesticated word for lover....eeeeeeeeeks with a capital E, i just hate it...too cheap !....but anyways....english aint bothered about what I think about IT ! ) n the next thought that came to my mind was of....read on ul get to know who im thingking of....!

so what i have to say to it is.....i have friends jinke liye i can do anything !!! n believe me i reallly can....i love them, but im not in love with them.....well its kinda difficult but let me try n explain....mera logic duniyaa se alag rehta hai so b patient....this blog k words will fall in place ( in ur head, that is ) after a parahgraph or two........read on....

i dont know what it is....but friends r my life....n talking of friends His name is the first that comes to my mind cuz he is the one i love the most !!!!.....he is the most prescious person......the bestest budddy i have.......truly a gidt wrapped n sent from above ! ( guess guess....i hope atleast the person whom im talking about knows its HIM who im talking about ! ) he is like the world to me....i love him more than anything n any damn thing he says is like paththar-ki-lakeeer for me ( its actuallly his b'day today n so this blog....ab connection samjha ????????? ) he is my idol, my inspiration.....he is the besssssssst guy in the world n i respect him for what he is......the only reason y i put in a bit ( just a bit ha ) of efffort into studies is that i want him to b proud of me !!!! i simply adore him n wannnna b just like him.....im sooooooooo damn obbsessed with being-like-him that i love iron maiden cuz he does, i love calvin n hobbes cuz he does, i study cuz he tells me to, i wanted to work with LnT for my internship cuz he worked there ( too bad....he isnt in India these days ),.......as in, everything that he said n did was like the most perfect thing on earth ! i admit that i am soooooooooooo obsessed with being like him n i do tend to imitate him ( but i know i can never b even close to what he is !! ).....in fact.....i wanted to be JUST-LIKE-HIM ! ( n i still want to ! )

n plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz before u start thinking ki im head over heels in love with him or anything....yeh sun lo.....ya i do LOVE him....but im not IN LOVE with him......Love is an understatement of my feelings for him......that surely explains what i reallly feel for him !!!!

so lsiten up dude....( this is speciallly for him....so if ur not the ONE....then dont read ! ) i realllly miss u n i love u a lot....u said ur mom's looking for a gal !!!! bevakooof....tere shaadi k liye aur kya ! so tell aunty to mail me the pics....il b the selection comittee.....its gonnna b difficult to choose a gal for u....cuz u deserve nothing but the best cuz u truly are the best guy in the world.....the day i become like 10% of what u r, il b the luckiest n happiest female on earth....i already am realllly lucky to have known u....sabka naseeeeb itna achcha nahi hota dude....m reallllllllllly lucky....take real good care of ur self n miss me too !!!! love u loads sweeetheart !!!

facing the evil called.....part 2

now comes the fairer sex...as in, the female teachers...hey well...with due respects to all the profs, this blog is simply in good humour n the blogger ( ME ) has no intention of hurting ur respective feelings ( liar, liar !! )

so without further delay....lets start with....

PARVINDAR MA'M

most likely to say :- u know !
y is she such a devil :- she is boooooooring with a capital B...n every quater of a second she'l say U KNOW...with every damn sentence yaa...imagine how bugging it must be !!! god help us....

the most wierd thing i have done in her lecture :- once the lecture got so boring within just 5 mins that ma'm almost put me to sleep....but fearing another get-out-of-the-class thingie, i decided to do something meaningful, something exciting.....n guess what i did ! i actualllly sat down to count the exact number of time she says U KNOW ! n the statistics r quite scray ! she managed to say the words 151 times in a 50 min lecture which makes it approx once in 19 secs !!!! ( results indicated here may not b accurate ok but they r as close to accurate as possible ! ) n that too i missed the first 5 mins of the lecture !!! can u digest that !!

SIMRAN MA'M

most likely to say :- come again, come again.....i have been teaching donkeys for donkey's years.....superrrrrrrrrrrrbh !
y is she such a devil :- ( if this is simran ma'm reading....then close this page immmmmmmmmidiately.....plzzzzzzzzzzzzz....before i die of an heart attack !) she is again one of those silent killers....never ever ( come what may ) take panga's with her cuz bahot bhaari padta hai ! she is one of those prof's jinse princi bhi darta hai...she is an awesome teacher, no doubts about thatn has a killing dressing sense but the only thing about her is her attitude...which is like too much ! commmon yaa...keep ur attitude to urself, we have loads already !

the most wierd thing i have done in her lecture :- simran ma'n se koi argue nahi karta...kissi ki himmat hi nahi hoti..so one fine day i was sitting on the last bench n passing general comments...it was raining hard ( july time ) n ppl in class were requesting her to give the lecture off...so i shouted, thinkin unko thode na itni dur se sunai dega ki sharmila ne comment maara hai " ma'm plzzzzz give us an off...trains r late ! " n guess what...she heard it !!!! n she was like " ok sharmila...leave the class...NOW !!! "

facing the evil called......part 1

well.....proffesors r like a major part of student life, hai na ?? so lets introduce u to my college profs !!!! take a deep breath n fasten ur seat belts....this is gonna b one hell of a blog !

PRAVESH SIR....
most likely to say :- get going, nothing personal......samajh rahe hain meri baat ko !
y is he such a devil :- he can b aptly described as a chalta firta time piece...i mean he is sooooo damnm perticular about being on time that it bugs u no end...n upar se unki philosophy !!! ufff...if boredom could kill, he'd b the most merciless killer !

the most wierd thing i have done in his lecture :- im like one of his worst students ! i sleep all through his lectures cuz even if im awake, kuch samajh toh nahi aata !! toh rather sleep...he has seen me do that many times but he is too engrossed in jhado5in philosophy in a psychology lecture ( ironically yes ! ) to notice me n say get going...nothing personal !

YOGESH SIR....
most likely to say :- basically.....what's ur problem huh ?...answer ur roll call !
y is he such a devil :- he is one of the talk less-work more kinda guy...n oh yaa..did i mention he is cute like a teddy bear !! we actually call him yogi bear !!!wont talk much but will catch anyone causing the slightest disturbance, walk up to him with a look on his face that reads im-gonna-kill-ya-today......n while the bichaaara student is like all scared...yogi bear will calmly say " whats ur problem huh ? " n thats too in a tone that wont scare even a 3 year old !

the most weird thing i have done in his lecture :- once he was in his lets-ask-questions kinda mood n he asked me a certain question ( jiska answer i dint know....obviously ! ) n i was like laughing hard cuz ppl all over the class were trying to prompt the answer....was tryin real hard to link all the prompts but ended up saying something which was real stupid ( no link at all n that too all cuz of the prompts....had i said an answer of my own shayad mujhe sir maaf kar dete ! ) n was thrown out of class !

also...yogi bear has this thing for saying at least 5 basically's in a 10 words ka sentence ! so i tried counting the exact number of times he uses the word.....it was 49 in a 50 minute lecture which makes it approx 1 in a minute types ! phew !!!!

Harry isnt such a pothead afterall !

okk...i admit ! harry potter isnt the pothead that i thought he'd be...its actuallly a nice movie ! i don't know y, but i never had any idea that i'd turn out to b such a nice flick....im not much into the jaadoogar type movies n kiddie movies kon dekhega ! but nah....harry potter is awesome...i liked it !!!! good going harry dude...
one lesson leart ! never ever think ur too smart n say that a certain flick is not ur type,unless u have watched it ( atleast half of it....if its that unbearable !) ! n besides...now m gonna watch harry potter 2,3 and 4 !! yoooo yipppppppie !!!!!!

harrrrrrry pottter !!!!! u rock !!!!!!!!!

IIT rocks !!!

IIT- indian insti of technology...the place for all the nerdy geeky geniuses that the country can boast of....but during Mood I, it gets transformed into a completely different world.....afterall even nerdy geeks love to rock the party ! what say !

hmmmm i went to Mood I in utter bhikaari clothes ( as always ! ) with sukhi n madhura ( babes, both of them ) just to have a sneak peak of what IIT is like n whats all the chaos about Mood I....like, whats the big deal ! but believe me IT IS A BLOODY BIIIIIIIIIIIIG DEAL ! m in love with the institute ! i swear, i have never seen a campus so huge or hostel rooms with all the facilities that IIT provides...n absolutely no marks for guessing that i wud have gone to the extent to committing a major paap by getting into engineering, had i got admission in IIT...its THAT good.....swear i wud have loved to pass out from IIT ! unki collar kuch aur hi hoti hai....when u say im an IIT gradute..ppl look at u as if u said ur from mars ! the status is THAT good...ab hum nothings ko kon bhaav dega !

okkk back to MOOD I....went there, met vinay n had a blast...went thru all the eerie IIT roads...trust me they r scary ! i wudnt venture out alone if i were an IITian ! but sadly i am not ! so i need not worry....

the rock show was worth dying for....man u shud have heard the guys scream....ufff kyaa awaaj thi ! damn good....but madhura had 8 ka deadline so had to come back home....sad !

but awesome day n awesome experience....IIT rocks...no wonder its the best technical institute all over india...!!!

calvin and hobbes !

The Torment Of Existance Weighed Against The Horror Of Nonbeing

smart words eh ???? thats my calvin n his super smart brains !!!! love u calvin !!!

one thing i have loved ever since i can remember is COMICS !!! be it archie's, garfield, peanuts, animal crackers, nancy etc...but Calvin n Hobbes tops my favourites !!!! its simply superb !!! the kinda language, the kinda thoughts that he has is awesome !!!!!! i mean, its total fun to read his strips ! thats exactly how id think when i was 6 !!! only difference that i never had Hobbes with me !!! anyways....love u calvin n not to mention love u too hobbes !!!

new year resolution !!!

yipeeee !!! its new year time which automatically means ki its resolution time !!

a resolution is conviniently defined as promises that u make to urself around new years when u are either too excited about the new year party or too drunk AND break them with no guilt feeling at all...because as per the defination RESOLUTIONS ARE MADE TO B BROKEN .

so as always, this year too i have made a few resolutions ( which i am conviniently gonna chuck the day after new years ! ahahha ! ) so here comes !! ( dont blame me if u dont c me following the resoluitons !! read the defination above ! )

1.GAIN SOME WEIGHT. it wudnt hurt if i was a little over 50 kgs !!!! so 9 kgs to gain n 1 year to go....not bad at all...

2.STUDY HARD. hardly study is what i do and id like this status to change !

3.BUNK COLLEGE.being too regular isnt such a nice thing gal...so bunk college for a change !

4.CHAT LESS.i spend like 50% of my day into chatting !

5.RELAX. m like running arround 24x7 for no appparent reason !

6.GO TO DELHI.this year atleast once i WILL go to delhi to meet sakshi !!!! my bestest buddy ...love ya sakshi !

7.DENTIST SE DARNA MANA HAI.dont b scared of the dentist yaa...he is just another guy ! b brave n very soon these cute braces will b off....himmat rakho !

8.WORSHIP NIRVANA.thats the only resolution that im gonna keep !

9.SAVE SOME CASH.u spend too much n u know it...so make some efforts to save na idiot !

10.DO SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE.instead of dreaming about ryan oberoi do something constructive like blogging !!!!!

phew...that was quite a task !!!!! alls well that end well...so u have come to the end of this post....SO WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR....THIS POST IS OVER, LOSER !

buwahahahhahahahahahahahhahaha !!! its sooooo good being a devil !

height of boredom !

how much of boredom is too much eh ??????? M BORED !!! n that too m bored to the core....argggggghhhh grrrr !!! whatever !

i saw 3 movies in a row...on cd offcourse ! who has 300 bucks to blow huh !
saw DAY AFTER TOMORO, THE INCREDIBLES n ANDAAZ APNA APNA..fun it was par mujhe bore ho gaya !!! when some1 watches 3 movies in a row u can easily say there is something seriously wrong in his/her top floor...though my brain is very well located in my kneees !

god plzz save me from the evil called boredom !!!! its one thing that can get my bestest moood flying into thin air !!! i seriously need to keep my self busy !!!

man....i am either mentallllly sick or totallly bored...welll what the hell of a difference does it make eh ????

gosh....

what a bugging day....socha mast college jaake enjoy karungi but sadly enuf my stomach's paining real bad....went upto mulund n came back home cuz it was tooooo bad...now m feeling better...will sleep chup chaap now....or maybe watch a movie !

m so bugged

garfield ( the cartoon !) i completely agree with u.....I HATE MONDAYS TOO ! n speciallly when i dont go to college n also pick up a fight with the best buddy that i have ! ohhhhh life sucks at the moment !
did nothing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING worthwhile this day....sulked the entire afternoon cuz i was sad about hamara fight...its kinda cleared now..but the bottom line is WE FOUGHT ! m sooooooooooooo sorrry about it...but the guy wont take my sorries, what do i do ?
anyways...sometimes its good to have sad days like these so that i can truly value happy days...sounds too filmi doesnt it but it surely makes sense to me...anyways...ohh hell m soo bugged

welcome !!!!

wow....finallllly i can blog my heart out !!!!!
watch this space for more details n interesting posts !!!!