Barbie ki toh aisi ki taisi !

i hate barbie doll X-( grrrr....okkk for those who dont know ( that makes it almost everyone out here :-P ) barbie doll happens to b a BABE from mah calss ( the typical example of brainless beauty :-P she proves the myth that beautiful ppl dont have brains :-P ) i dont reallly remember her real name :-P everyone calls her barbie itself...uski toh aisi ki taisi ! X-(

okkk...hey hey, b4 u idiots start thinking ki m jealous of her or something :-P puhleeeeeeez gimmme a break ! i ahve better things in life to do than b jealous of a gal who has the brains of the size of a vatana ( Pea :-P ) so lemmme go on to explain WHY i hate this female ! grrr !!!

17th june ! it happpened to b meri bestest freind ( my girlfriend :-P ) SUkhi's birthday okk..so we went to class n everyone was like " happy baddde sukhi " n blah blah ( birthday hai toh wish toh karengey hi naa :-P )

i was standing at the teachers desk n drinking water n sukhi was on the first bench, right in fronta me :-P when barbie doll n her group of equallly beautiful BUT brainless gals entered in class :-P barbie, normallly never talks to the unsophesticated n loud gals in gals who have NO sense of fashion at all ( ME n SUKHI...in decent language :-P ) ya man, these things mattter tons to barbie :-P n we give a damn !

but that day...Sukhi was all decked up, make up shake up, spaghetti top n sexy skirt n all ( birthday saal mein ek hi baar aata hai :-P ) n i was my usual crap self, shabbby n definetly not presentable :-P ( but i love it that way :-P its fun ! ) SO, barbie came up to sukhi n wished her n all...n then X-( grrrrr SHE KISSED SUKHI ON THE CHEEKS ! :-O

okkk...now m not a very possesive friend or something ok...BUT i seriously felt like wringing barbie dolls neck ! :-P m not kiddding but i reallllly felt jealous kyu ki sukhi sirf meri hai kinda emotion jaag uthaa....big time...i was like....barbie X-( maar dungi tujhe, durr reh meri sukhi se ! :-P god, ive never ever felt posssesive about anyone or anything...but that day, meri genuinely jal gayi thi :-P

sukhi ka instant reaction was :-l n my instant reaction was :-O X-( barbie teri toh...n i...what do u say in english...ummm..haa...maine paaani thuk diya muh se ( sorrry about this, my english sucks SOMETIMES ! ) actualllly gir gaya :-P outa shock ! n i shouted out " aye barbie...saali durr reh meri sukhi se " sukhi was as silent as a staue ! :-P

barbie is like " yeh mera pyaar dikhaane ka tarika hai " n im like X-( " tere pyaara ki aisi ki taisi...durr reh ussse...tera pyaar tere jeb mein rakh aur nikal le " :-P gosh i never thought i could get jealous...for a GIRL :-P but kyaaaa karu...sukhi happpens to b meri jaan ! :-P muah sukhi...love ya :-P

even today...id not leave a single mauka to blast at barbie ( ekdum seriously ) for the kiss n sunao5 sukhi ( playfullly offcourse ) for accepting the kiss !

so much so for ek kiss ka kissssa ! =))

fancy a bug for brunch ?!

college has started n its big time fun there...yaa ! even the canteen has been renovated ( its not like its the bestest place in the world okkk...just that 20 mins k break mein college se bahar jaane bore hota hai :-P u know the lazy bones i am ! ) so, went there today after the 3rd lecture !

woh kehtey hai na..." jab bhoook lagti hai tab dunya ka sabse ghatiyaa khaaana bhi mast lagta hai " is exactly the case with canteen food...well its not THAT bad, cuz bad is an understantment !! u cud very well die outa bad taste if u taste the sambaar ! eeeuuuu grosss ! but then majbooori ka naam friend rice ( bestest of all the other crap ) pav bhaaji ( strictly toleratble ) or else anda pav ( kinda good ) ! :-D

today we ordered a pav bhaji n ek plate anda pav :-P i dint eat much cuz i had reallllly gross, dry, n absolutely tasteless aloo parathey ! :-( but then, whatever happpens, happens for the best ! :-P

guess what ! there was a BUG kinda insect in the anda :-O grosss ( makes me wannnna throw up ! :-P) when i first noticed it, i was jumping all over the canteen screaaaaming " ande mein cockroach hai :-P " as loud as i could ! ( STILL, the canteen wala dint even bother to look at us :-P talk about indifference ! )

dont think this kida giri stopped here ! :-D there was a cheenti ( ant ! ) in the pav bhaaji too :-O big time grossss...m soooooo glad that i dint eat much ( though i did hog a few mouthfuls.....eeeeeekkkkkkkks ! )

gross....lemmme just quit writing thiis right now or else il puke all over the keyboard ( that sounds even more yuckey than ants n bugs in food ! :-P )

A Poem For Sukhi....

its this is sukhi viewing this window....shut it mimmmmmmdidiately...u cant read it b4 17th....abbbbey its supppppposed to b ur birthday gift....BAND KAR WINDOW !!!!!

n its ur not sukhi....read bindaaas n comment ! :-)

its ur birthday, n i wonder
when shud i wish...
socha il do that at 12,
but early morning college hai...oh fish !

its ur birthday, n i wonder
if i reallly shud b gifting u...
maybe t-shirts r the best options,
cuz i have quite a spare few !

its ur birthday, n i wonder
whats on the menu...
foood is what will bring me there
arrre idiot, at the venue !

its ur birthday, n i wonder
how yummmmmmy will b your cake...
birthdays r incomplete without cakes,
n i hope Pav Bhaji ur mom will make !

its ur birthday, n i wonder
if i have successfullly bugged the hell out of u,
if not, then il have to try harder
cuz only few ppl can do that...verry few !

its ur birthday, n i wonder
if u liked my poem, for u i speciallly wrote...
if not, go to hell, u punk !
jaane de...birthday hai isiliye maaf kiya, u silly goat !!!!!

have a great day !!!

love u sukhiiii da non dukhi.....have a happp happp happppppy birthday !!!! :-* muah !

shaitaaan jaag uthaa hai ( in hindi :-P )

yep u red that right...college has reopened n so the mellowed-down kinda devil in me has woken up :-P n with a bang ! biiiiiiiiiiig bang :-P

college rocks ! 2 new teahers ;-) 2 new bakraas ! buwahahahahha ! Harmeet Kaur n Bhavna Desai ;-) buwahahahhah ! i swear it sooooo much fun bein a devil !!! read on....heheheh

Harmeet Ma'm teaches us journalism okie...so she asked us to prepare an assignment ! :-P on the various concept n values of a newspaper ( Faltu stuff...with a capital F...kidddie work )
the moment she mentioned " cut n paste bylines, datelime n blah blha " i dint wait to hear the whole thing cuz the devilish dimag had already started thinking of ways to irritate the lovely lady ( buwahahhaha ! ) n guesss what i did !

i cut n pasted BENGALI paper k cut-out :-D LOL !! i actualllly did that :-P n my mom is like " m not coming to ur college if koi complain aayi toh ( angry...major angry wala smiley ) " heheheheheh....next day submitted the assignment ( with a half chewed bread butter ka slice in my mouth...cuz i was eating in class...that tooo sukhi ka tifffin :-P ) .......n ma'ms like " hmmmm interesting " n im like :-( WHAT !!!!!! ur suppppposed to shout at me....damn !

ab bhavna ma'm ( heheheheheheheh ) she loookd verrrrrrrry sweeet...as in, pyaaari hai but i dont spare any teacher :-P ( yup thats me...cruel but fun !! ) pehley un pe achcha impresssion maarne hoga n then sumdi mein masti karungi :-P hehehehehehehhe isisliye bhavna ma'm is baksho5ed for the time being !!

there's more to come when there happpen to b more lectures....watch this space for big time fun !!!

n here's the devil signing off :-P buwahahahahhahahahaha !