Barbie ki toh aisi ki taisi !

i hate barbie doll X-( grrrr....okkk for those who dont know ( that makes it almost everyone out here :-P ) barbie doll happens to b a BABE from mah calss ( the typical example of brainless beauty :-P she proves the myth that beautiful ppl dont have brains :-P ) i dont reallly remember her real name :-P everyone calls her barbie itself...uski toh aisi ki taisi ! X-(

okkk...hey hey, b4 u idiots start thinking ki m jealous of her or something :-P puhleeeeeeez gimmme a break ! i ahve better things in life to do than b jealous of a gal who has the brains of the size of a vatana ( Pea :-P ) so lemmme go on to explain WHY i hate this female ! grrr !!!

17th june ! it happpened to b meri bestest freind ( my girlfriend :-P ) SUkhi's birthday okk..so we went to class n everyone was like " happy baddde sukhi " n blah blah ( birthday hai toh wish toh karengey hi naa :-P )

i was standing at the teachers desk n drinking water n sukhi was on the first bench, right in fronta me :-P when barbie doll n her group of equallly beautiful BUT brainless gals entered in class :-P barbie, normallly never talks to the unsophesticated n loud gals in gals who have NO sense of fashion at all ( ME n SUKHI...in decent language :-P ) ya man, these things mattter tons to barbie :-P n we give a damn !

but that day...Sukhi was all decked up, make up shake up, spaghetti top n sexy skirt n all ( birthday saal mein ek hi baar aata hai :-P ) n i was my usual crap self, shabbby n definetly not presentable :-P ( but i love it that way :-P its fun ! ) SO, barbie came up to sukhi n wished her n all...n then X-( grrrrr SHE KISSED SUKHI ON THE CHEEKS ! :-O

okkk...now m not a very possesive friend or something ok...BUT i seriously felt like wringing barbie dolls neck ! :-P m not kiddding but i reallllly felt jealous kyu ki sukhi sirf meri hai kinda emotion jaag uthaa....big time...i was like....barbie X-( maar dungi tujhe, durr reh meri sukhi se ! :-P god, ive never ever felt posssesive about anyone or anything...but that day, meri genuinely jal gayi thi :-P

sukhi ka instant reaction was :-l n my instant reaction was :-O X-( barbie teri toh...n i...what do u say in english...ummm..haa...maine paaani thuk diya muh se ( sorrry about this, my english sucks SOMETIMES ! ) actualllly gir gaya :-P outa shock ! n i shouted out " aye barbie...saali durr reh meri sukhi se " sukhi was as silent as a staue ! :-P

barbie is like " yeh mera pyaar dikhaane ka tarika hai " n im like X-( " tere pyaara ki aisi ki taisi...durr reh ussse...tera pyaar tere jeb mein rakh aur nikal le " :-P gosh i never thought i could get jealous...for a GIRL :-P but kyaaaa karu...sukhi happpens to b meri jaan ! :-P muah sukhi...love ya :-P

even today...id not leave a single mauka to blast at barbie ( ekdum seriously ) for the kiss n sunao5 sukhi ( playfullly offcourse ) for accepting the kiss !

so much so for ek kiss ka kissssa ! =))