Deccan se Deccan tak !

yaa right....its a dhaapa hua ( inspired :-P ) title...heheheh ! but its apt !!!!!

m like realllllllllllly happppy :-P what for ? cuz i BUNKED college for the first time...normalllly when i say i bunked, it means ki either m dozing off at home or my folks know where m going...but yesterday was the first time i DINT tellll mom dad that i was off to pune in the name of college !!!!!! kahan matunga...kahan pune !!! heheheheheh :-P yaaa, thats me...tottaalllly freakingly fundoo :-P n alwaysss up for something that can potentiallllly mess me up bigtime ! but whats life without a can-screw-u-royallllly kinda challlenge ! B-)

it was alll plannned ! i left home at 7 sharp with sukhi n reached thane station where i was suppposed to wait for the next 20-30 mins till the time my sis, her frnd sonia ( jiske ghar pe gaye they :-P ) n the train, offcourse, turn up !

i told sukhi m not attending college n she looked at me as if id told her that the " internet " was coming to an end ! :-P ( yaaa...we r like crazzzzzzzzily addicted to the net :-P so what ! ) she gave me this r-u-crazy-o-what kinda look which made me laugh out real loud !!!! she's soooo sweeet...fatttu though...she can never think of doing stuff which on a normal day id b glad to do ! m a daredevil...she's an angel !!! thats sukhi for u...heheheheheh !

coming back on track...she was like " sharmila jhool hoyea, pangey ho jayengey...mat jaa " n all that advice...m like " jo hogaa dekhaa jayegaa ;-) m going...come what may !! " hehehhehehehe such a devil i am...but i love being one !

the 7.21 local for CST arrived n i pushed sukhi into it so that she could hopefullly attend the 8 ka lecture ! we normalllly dont care for the first lecture...its tooo pakao ! i went on the platform 5 where the train was to come...Deccan express !!

i waited, called my sis, waiting n kept waiting :-P pata nahi usko kyaa jhatkaa laga, she told me to buy tickets for kalyan...dont as me y ! i have no clue...from platform 5 i went to platform 1 bought tickets n like a brainlesss idiot kept waiting there...it completely slippped my mind that Deccan express comes on 5 !

i callled up BPL ( my celll phone ka connnection re, nimrod :-P ) to get my roaming activated in case mom shud call...pune mein IDEA ka mast network miltaa hai ;-) jab jhoool karnaa hi hai toh fool prooof plan hona chahiye naa...n i dint notice that my sis had already given me 7 missed calls...when i finished speaking to the mobile assistant or whatever those call centre folks r called :-P i called my sis bacl...she's like [ im using DECANT language here...but my sis DINT :-P ] " kidhar hai ????? jaldi aaa yaha pe...train aa gayi hai ! "

okkkk that reallly freaked me out !!!! i ran rushed pushed n made my way to the platform...ran down the stairs halfway n realised i was on the wrong platform :-O ( actuallllly it was the RIGHT one...platform 5...but ghai ghai mein i messsed up...BIGTIME ! )
we MISSSED the train ! :-( bahut gaaaali sunaaa...ur useless, u dont deserve to b with us n blah blah [ cant use those words SHE used :-P ] fir kaisey kaisey we took the next train to kalyan where mani, my sis ka frnd was waiting for us !

we reached there...fir se gaali suna :-( n took another train to karjat where ashish was supooosed to wait ( actuallllly he was suppposed to catch the Deccan n get down at lonavala with us...waha se local train se Daposi, where sonia lives !!! ) ash dint know that we werent in the train cuz the idiot doesnt carry a celll these days !!! :-P talk about a screw up !

anyways...karjat pahuchey, took the Uddyaan express n reached lonavla...waha ashish was waiting...uska bhi gaali suna :-( n took the local ! it was like bigtime majjjjjaaa !!!

went to sonia's place..ate awesome rajmaa chaawal, aaloo ki sabzee poori !! ummmm yummmy thaa...imagine all this pain i took just to eat all the goood stuff ! :-P m such a jerk naa ! eehehee
we reached at 12.30 n were leaving at 3...heheheheh !!! the time we travellled was muuuuuuuuch more than the time we stayed at her place :-D heheheheheh height of stupidity ud say...but it was the bestest thing !!!! fulll on dhamaal !!

when we left her place...we took the life to come down from her 4th floor ka ghar...she warned us ki " yeh lift thoda shot hai...sambhaal k chaltey hai...bettter hoga agar seedio se chale " :-P but nah, kon itnaa chalegaa naa..we reached the ground floor n guess what ! the dooor wudnt open ! :-D it was a laugh-a-roit !!! :-D we went up n down for the next 10 mins, darshan05ed every flooor of the buling but the dooor wudnt budge !! :-D finalllllllllllly the door opened at the 4th flooor itself :-D

we were LATE...bigtime ! sona, mani n ashish toh bol saktey they, ki we came with sonia from karjat :-P ( unka colllege hai naa ) but what on earth cud explain my guest apppearance there !!!!!!! matunga se pune....kaisey ??????????? ehehheheheheh !!!!!

anywaysss...fortunately we took the Deccan at 3.40 n bhikaari ki tarah darwaaze pe baith kar aaye...okkkk these kinda thing like Ticket Checker ko 10 rs ki bribe :-P ( saala chindhi ! ) sitting on the train ka floor, darwaaze k paas n all..that something new yaa !!! ehehhehehe !!!!! its like unimaginable in a thane - CST local...ul b crushed to death :-D heheheheheh

anywaysss...reached home at 7...told mom i had a seminar !! ( kaaaaaash aisey seminaars baar baar hoo :-P ) heheheheheh !!!!!!! dead tired but stilll kicked by the whole idea of my first ever succcessful offcicial bunk !!!!!!!! whoaaaaaaa m soooooooo happppppppy !!! ehehehhe

BUT..mom was like..." ur celll was off kyaa ??? " i said...yaaa battery low tha ! n moms like " toh y was it saying the IDEA moblie ur trying to calll is not reacheable...tera toh BPL hai naa "

ab momaa...kyaa batau ! :-D

Mission - No Slang From Now On !

yeah right, ive been swearing a lot...n using a lot of what my mom calls HARSH words ! god, why wont she understand that its the general way i speak !!!!! m not being rude to anyone mom, im just speaking !

but sadly...the other day, i reallly upset a guy when i said " haa, bhauk " ( angrezi mein " yeah, bark ! " ) now if u ask me, that reallly a normal patheticallly cute thing to say...but he felt damn offended ! guess he aint used to this sort of sharmilaism ! :-P not my fault, is it ????

somehow this jhagda thingie reached its way to my mom n she got to know about a few other WORDS ( not verrry praise-worthy words :-P ) which i use...n i have been given a STRICT warning about not using them ever again ! :-P u gottta b kiddding me...its like saying...hey rims, y dont u stop breathing ! :-D

okkkk...for a bit more fun, lets tell u about these pisses-my-mom-big-time kinda words !!

this is the REAL RIMS

on the phone...instead of helllo..." haa, bhauk! " or " bakkk " or " ulti kar " or " gatar khol " or " chal, shuru kar pakaana " or " koi kaam nahi hai kya, mere ko kyu call kara ! "

instead of hi, id say " kyaa saali, kya karring ? " or " kyaa re fokat " or " hi hateli " or " kya re chindhi, kaisa hai " or " satkeli, kaisi hai " or " hi jhingooor "

n when im angry, i say " tera gatar band kar " or " dimag mat hata " or " dimag mein jaa mat " or " kat yaha se " or " marr ja kahin jaakey " or " haraamkhor, zinda nahi chodungi "

funnnny isnt it...but my mom fails to find the humour in this...so does my sis ! its was HER friend who got pissed due to my ultra slang language !

isiliye kasam khaaya hai...no slang bang

bhendi...pata nahi main jhoooti kasamein kyu khaatai hu jab pata hai ki mere se nibhaayi jaane nahi waali hai yeh...dekha mere mein kitni charbi hai...sudhregi nahi main...pakkkki kamini hu naa !

oooooops...there i go again ! :-