the disaster called " German Viva-Voce "

ok now, the title itself says a lot of things...but stilll, for the extremely stupid, here i go ( its an amazing feeling to abuse ppl here...they can actuallly do nothing about it :-P hai na !!! but dont take it tooo personllly ok..love u all !! )

i signed up for the german language classes at apna very own mumbai university last year...its awesome !! trust me...if u atttend properly ( i dint !! ) n do ur homework ekdum nicely, sincerely ( i dint !! ) then koi problem doesnt hpppen...but like i said i DINT do alll this, thats where the problem started :-P

anyways...the viva exam was on 14th of april, n the writtn 3 hr long exam was on 22nd..both sundays ! so...i wrap up my college ka exams on 2nd april n then one fine day, realllly damn early in the morning, i get a call


me :helllo? *sleeeepiest tone ever*

her :hi...its me, blah blah, ur friend from the german class

me :yaaaa !!! *itna subeh ko :-( ??* *fake happppinesss*hiiiiiiiiiiii...how r u ???? aaaj kaisey calll kiya ??? :-)

her :nah, nothing much, just wanted to telll u...id cards we've got...have u even fillled the exam form ????

me :ummm yes i did...i fillled it up late though, but im sure i did...by the way, id kab mila ??? *just plain curious*

her :arrre last to last classs v got...u havent atttened for lmost 2 months now...*worrried tone*

me :have i ????? *realisation strikes* chuck it, when is the exam ??? n when can i get the id ???

her :eaxms on 14th n 22nd...get the id from the department only...chal m going now...take the id haa...buh bye....n ya, STUDY OK ! ive heard ppl flunk in this exam tooo *as if its a warning*

me:ummmm *gulp* i willl i will..thanks for callling :-) buh bye.



sudddenly it struk me that...i know almost nothing !!!!!!!! i rushed to my books ka drawer ( in the worst possssible condition it is, searching for one book is almost like searching for pearls in the ocean...pearls fir bhi easily u might get !! ) after almost 1 hr of searching n in process of the cleaning my drawer, i had the books with me !

then i realise i didnt have the CD's...with these language ka books u always get CD's for pronunciation n shit...they were in karjat n i was in thane - 1.5 hrs away :-( im like, chuck studie for today...tomoro we'll go to karjat, get the cd n start studying :-) i smiled at my self for such a brilllllllliant idea ( anything that can put offf work tilll sometime later is alwaaaaaaaays brillliant !! )

end of day 1. day 2 begins.... :-P

the next day i went to karjat early in the morning...its sometimes pakao to go there alll alone...nevermind, i went, i searched, i found n i slept ! :-P heheheheheheh...i was suppposed to get out by 1n come home by 3, but i slept nicely tilll 4 n come home at 7 :-P ( its sharmila-land...anything can happpen ! ) day 2 - wasted royallly ( not exactly though :-P )

then finalllly next day m like...padhai shuru...but then, divine intervention ! i get a calll from star tv...i have to work for them as an event trainee for teh star parivaaaaar award function ! *case royalllllly screwed*

so..basicalllly...long story short...i never realllly studied as such :-P i did....for like 2 days nicely, but how the hellll can u learn an entirely new language, new cuz i never reallly atttended nicely, in 2 days :-O point hai na ???

anyways...the viva day, there was this dictation test...n surprisingly, i did very welll...im sure 85% of my spellings are corrrect ( german stuff has ulta pulta spelllings :-P ) but after that the main disaster happpened...the viva !

we waited from like 9 to 4 in the university to have r viva's done with so that v cud go home n sleeep ( me ) or study ( other ppl )

i went to the interview rooom...the ma'm greeted me in german, so did i, n after that what happppened was something like this

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah



:-l not kidddding, seriousllllllly...the interviewer dint understand a word of what i said...nor did i get any clue of what she was asking me...i just went ahead saying whatever crap i knew...i did sound like blah blah !

anyways...the nightmare is now over...n so is my chance of clearing this exam :-P but stilll...it was fun ! thats allll that matters to me...n the latest buzzz is that ive got my friends to learn russssian with me :-P n i hope, for once, history DOESNOT repeat itself !!!! :-D