Classic case of Over-Eating!

Ever heard of boredom? Sure...But ever heard of boredom-eating? i guess not, because its a brand new copyright-ed concept :-P the world would have been a nicer, tastier place to live in had this phenomenon swept across it...but jaane do, considering the food crisis and Bush ka claims that Indians are eating up too much food ( :-P what was he thinking!!!! ) boredom eating doesnt reallly seem to be a very good idea for the world! so...AVOID

Let me explain what it is...You're bored, You eat. Simple as that!

Anyways, its a relatively good thing compared to other things people do when they are bored :-P like, RGV makes RGV ki AAg when he's bored, Shiv Seniks try and make everything 'bombay-ish' into 'mumbai-ish' when they're bored, and Osama darling f**ks up America when he's bored..so comparitively my boredom thing is better off...what say ! :-P

BUT...most of the times, my brain ( who is supposed to be sending signals saying the stomach's full, stop eating ) stops acting when it gets pictures of food from my lens-wala-eyes :-P stupid brains! anyways....i end up over eating :-P and embarasssing myself ROYALLLLLLLY...promise me you wont laugh and only then i'll tell you this puke-y incident :-P

Okay, i trust you that you wouldn't laugh...so here goes! I'd been to a friends place in delhi to meet his Mom..he was in Bombay :-P but his mom cooks awesome foood ( foood again...dekhaaa, thats where the problem lies! ) anyways, i went, i over ate, i puke-d....eeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

Yes i did...right in front of his mom and nani :-P I feel so grossed even now, but i ate tooo much for my chotusa stomach's capacity, and when i went to wash my hands in the wash basin which was right next to the dinning table...byock, i puke-d ! :-P

Let's not go into details of what happened next...i pretended to be sick and got away with it...hehehehhehehe! but anyways, my obsession with food got me red-blue-purple-and-goes-knows-what-colours in the face!

STOP LAUGHING...you promised not to laugh!!! :-( grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...wish i could stuff you with foood and killl you !!!!

CTRL+A Delete...I dint write anything, You din't read anything...so conditions 1 and 2 imply that you don't remember anything i said...so ;-) AB HASO!!!!!

I went bowling !!!!!!!!!

Ouch...the hand that types hurts :-P I mean, literallly it does...not because of too much typing, dodoheads, dint you read the headline for this post ???? Yeah...I went bowling !!!!!!! :-)

Its not the 1st time i bolwed...ive done that before on videogames :-P n i thought i was pretty good at it B-) BUT real life is zameen-asmaan different from the virtual world ( like you dint know this :-P ) I suck at the real-life bowling :-( but then again...so what :-P what goes of my father if i dont make it to the bowling championship :-P pointed baat, right?

Anyways, it was Mitul's b'day ( my sis ka friend ) so we went to this nice bowling alley in Hiranandani Medows, Thane ( its nice...100 bucks on regular days, 70 on thursdays ;-) dont you just louve me for this info!!!! ) so, like i said...i had never tried my hand on real-life bowling so im like what the hell, try karna hi padegaa!!!

We bought those tickets n stuff, 'bought' socks because apparently you cant go around bowling in your shoes, you'll slip and break your crown like Jack ( the Jack n Jill fellow, remember????)

So, i put my cute lil ballerina's in the kona and wore those white stupid socks :-P We were 5 of us and i guess 3 of us knew the 5Ws and 1H of bowling...

I looked around...yeah there were cute guys but i wasnt loookign at them!!!! i was looking at the technique of throwing the ball...but as expected i dint master the art just by looking at them :-P The worst part is, even after playing an entire 10 sets ka game, i dint master the assy art of bowling at all !!!!!!!!!!!

The ball, if i may swear at it, was HEAVY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i dint know that 8 kgs was the least heavy ball available. BUT, the 8 kgs wala ball dint have a pink one...there were gross greens so, almost naturallly ( i'm a GIRL na :-P ) i picked up the 12kg wala ball, which was nice n pink ! and the rest, as some felllow rightly said...is history !!!

I was given warnings 3 times :-P for banging the ball too hard...and everytime, the ball would go straight up to those bottle-type thingies and magicallly, turn, without touching the bottles, and go spinning into that gutter!!!!!! so much trass for my hand, and not even 1 bottle fell properly :-( grrrr, so much for crying out loud !

But trust me, everyone should go bowling atleast once in their entiore life, like a tirth yaatra :-P its an absolute essential :-) but try not to go behind the stupid ball's colour ( Like me! ) because the right hand is totaaaaaaaaallllllllly gone right now!

Bahut ho gaya typing, cant type anymore :-( Damn You, stupid 12 kg ka pink ball :-( so, Moral of the story = Don't go behind 'looks', you'll pachtaav ;-) Ahem! as in 'Bowling' strictly ;-)

Its BOMBAY...

Talk about stupidity. Supreme stupidity. What's the big deal about Mumbai being Bombat and Bombay being Mumbai?????? This is sooooooooooooo over my head, like Shoaib's bouncer!

Ok, lemme make it loud and clear, BOMBAY will always be Bombay for me. Mumbai is just tooo...whatever! ( yuck if i may say so... :-P ) Its my Bombay. F**k You if you have any problems...like I care!

Apparently, a certain stupid felllow in DNA said that everything, yes every single damned thing which has Bombay in its name has to renamed to Mumbai...because, this is the funnnnniest part, because its a British name!!!! Can you believe this!!!! Its british... :-P okay, how about breaking up all the British buildings, The railway ( was started by the Goras, wasnt it??? ), The BMC, VT station ( there you go, its still VT station for me...not the tacky CST!!!) Think about it, like seriously!!! :-P Stupid people...i guess they are royallly bored in life and things as trivial as these become life-n-death 'causes' for them! Try enrollling into some vacation classes...learn Tai-chi, its a rage i heard ! :-P

Anyways, British or non-British...ish liebe Bombay...eat shit if you have a problem!!! :-P And, since my bloggging never makes it to the news like Amitabh or that stupid-ass Aamir with a double 'a' ( i reallly dont know why is it exactly that i dont like him!!?? ) its unfortunate that a lot of people will not get to read THIS ! but, who cares...Rock on BOMBAY !!!!!!!