Ever heard of boredom? Sure...But ever heard of boredom-eating? i guess not, because its a brand new copyright-ed concept :-P the world would have been a nicer, tastier place to live in had this phenomenon swept across it...but jaane do, considering the food crisis and Bush ka claims that Indians are eating up too much food ( :-P what was he thinking!!!! ) boredom eating doesnt reallly seem to be a very good idea for the world! so...AVOID
Let me explain what it is...You're bored, You eat. Simple as that!
Anyways, its a relatively good thing compared to other things people do when they are bored :-P like, RGV makes RGV ki AAg when he's bored, Shiv Seniks try and make everything 'bombay-ish' into 'mumbai-ish' when they're bored, and Osama darling f**ks up America when he's bored..so comparitively my boredom thing is better off...what say ! :-P
BUT...most of the times, my brain ( who is supposed to be sending signals saying the stomach's full, stop eating ) stops acting when it gets pictures of food from my lens-wala-eyes :-P stupid brains! anyways....i end up over eating :-P and embarasssing myself ROYALLLLLLLY...promise me you wont laugh and only then i'll tell you this puke-y incident :-P
Okay, i trust you that you wouldn't laugh...so here goes! I'd been to a friends place in delhi to meet his Mom..he was in Bombay :-P but his mom cooks awesome foood ( foood again...dekhaaa, thats where the problem lies! ) anyways, i went, i over ate, i puke-d....eeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!
Yes i did...right in front of his mom and nani :-P I feel so grossed even now, but i ate tooo much for my chotusa stomach's capacity, and when i went to wash my hands in the wash basin which was right next to the dinning table...byock, i puke-d ! :-P
Let's not go into details of what happened next...i pretended to be sick and got away with it...hehehehhehehe! but anyways, my obsession with food got me red-blue-purple-and-goes-knows-what-colours in the face!
STOP LAUGHING...you promised not to laugh!!! :-( grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...wish i could stuff you with foood and killl you !!!!
CTRL+A Delete...I dint write anything, You din't read anything...so conditions 1 and 2 imply that you don't remember anything i said...so ;-) AB HASO!!!!!
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7 comments:
Wow. So there are more like me who eat when they bored! Good! :)
But, I have NEVER puked on eating (or overeating as the case maybe). Atleast thats some consolation :P
@ abhi
:9 yaaad matt dilaaao...it was a disaster!
Hey... i just crash landed at your blog a few months ago, 11 to be precise, , and couldnt resist not visiting it every so often . you write really swell ! increase the frequency of the posts...
Mayank
@ maxx
With good writing skills also comes unlimited laziness!!!! il try my best to write more frequenty!
@ Neeraj
Thanks dearie. il surely visit you and leave commments! :-) thanks a ton for your commment...keep reading!
Trust me if I come down to eating when Im bored then I bet the whole delhi will be on food crisis. Life and me myself both are freaking the shyt out of me :P
Cheers!
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