Monday, January 02, 2006

facing the evil called......part 1

well.....proffesors r like a major part of student life, hai na ?? so lets introduce u to my college profs !!!! take a deep breath n fasten ur seat belts....this is gonna b one hell of a blog !

PRAVESH SIR....
most likely to say :-
get going, nothing personal......samajh rahe hain meri baat ko !
y is he such a devil :- he can b aptly described as a chalta firta time piece...i mean he is sooooo damnm perticular about being on time that it bugs u no end...n upar se unki philosophy !!! ufff...if boredom could kill, he'd b the most merciless killer !

the most wierd thing i have done in his lecture :- im like one of his worst students ! i sleep all through his lectures cuz even if im awake, kuch samajh toh nahi aata !! toh rather sleep...he has seen me do that many times but he is too engrossed in jhado5in philosophy in a psychology lecture ( ironically yes ! ) to notice me n say get going...nothing personal !

YOGESH SIR....
most likely to say :-
basically.....what's ur problem huh ?...answer ur roll call !
y is he such a devil :- he is one of the talk less-work more kinda guy...n oh yaa..did i mention he is cute like a teddy bear !! we actually call him yogi bear !!!wont talk much but will catch anyone causing the slightest disturbance, walk up to him with a look on his face that reads im-gonna-kill-ya-today......n while the bichaaara student is like all scared...yogi bear will calmly say " whats ur problem huh ? " n thats too in a tone that wont scare even a 3 year old !

the most weird thing i have done in his lecture :- once he was in his lets-ask-questions kinda mood n he asked me a certain question ( jiska answer i dint know....obviously ! ) n i was like laughing hard cuz ppl all over the class were trying to prompt the answer....was tryin real hard to link all the prompts but ended up saying something which was real stupid ( no link at all n that too all cuz of the prompts....had i said an answer of my own shayad mujhe sir maaf kar dete ! ) n was thrown out of class !

also...yogi bear has this thing for saying at least 5 basically's in a 10 words ka sentence ! so i tried counting the exact number of times he uses the word.....it was 49 in a 50 minute lecture which makes it approx 1 in a minute types ! phew !!!!

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