:-P The secret...revealed

Well, as always, I have reasons for not coming online really often! Have been really busy with the 'secret' that I've mention neeche waale post mein. Well, here you go...Be part of my happiness!

:) Apart from being in LOVE with Farhan Akhtar, there is something major that has happened. I'm going to UK for my post-grad studies. University Of Northampton, it is! Kaboooom...the bomb has been burst and I'm smiling :)

Yeah...there is also a reason for not mentioning anything of this nature earlier simply because you can never be too sure about the Visa. Stupid people might just reject it because of fuckall reasons, so I thought its best to keep it under wraps until everything is concrete (otherwise there would have been potholes :P )

Anyways...Wish me luck. My subject would be International Relations :) I'm reallly kicked about it, and I'll be flying on the 11th sept (yeah, I know. Some date to fly, eh?)

Anyways, Watch this space for more dope. I'll keep you posted.

P.S. Extremely sorry about the 2-days-only promise :P

All Apologies!

:( Okay if you're done with giving me dirty looks for not updating my blog, can I clarify why I didn't do that?

There is something big...some huge news that I want to give you, all of you BUT abhi tak loha garam nahi hua :P meaning it isn't the rightest right time yet. I swear something more than 'getting bored' had kept me busy all these days and I'm sure you'll flip when you hear what it is!!! But, thoda sabr...I can't tell you now!

Come back in 2 days and I'll tell you everything about it, every detail....trust me! I will. And please, don't think I'm having a gala time keeping this big secret from you, I'm having a tough time as well. I'm a GIRL, so it is mighty difficult to NOT tell away secrets :( but if I'm trying so hard, toh kuch toh baat hai na?

Anyways, I'm sure I'll blurt it out if I keep typing anymore! So, Ciao...seriously sorry for frustrating you all these days when you'd come to this page and see that this stupid jerk (me) hasn't updated anything on her blog. Useless Girl.

2 days. Cya real soon. Muah! :)

Classic case of Over-Eating!

Ever heard of boredom? Sure...But ever heard of boredom-eating? i guess not, because its a brand new copyright-ed concept :-P the world would have been a nicer, tastier place to live in had this phenomenon swept across it...but jaane do, considering the food crisis and Bush ka claims that Indians are eating up too much food ( :-P what was he thinking!!!! ) boredom eating doesnt reallly seem to be a very good idea for the world! so...AVOID

Let me explain what it is...You're bored, You eat. Simple as that!

Anyways, its a relatively good thing compared to other things people do when they are bored :-P like, RGV makes RGV ki AAg when he's bored, Shiv Seniks try and make everything 'bombay-ish' into 'mumbai-ish' when they're bored, and Osama darling f**ks up America when he's bored..so comparitively my boredom thing is better off...what say ! :-P

BUT...most of the times, my brain ( who is supposed to be sending signals saying the stomach's full, stop eating ) stops acting when it gets pictures of food from my lens-wala-eyes :-P stupid brains! anyways....i end up over eating :-P and embarasssing myself ROYALLLLLLLY...promise me you wont laugh and only then i'll tell you this puke-y incident :-P

Okay, i trust you that you wouldn't laugh...so here goes! I'd been to a friends place in delhi to meet his Mom..he was in Bombay :-P but his mom cooks awesome foood ( foood again...dekhaaa, thats where the problem lies! ) anyways, i went, i over ate, i puke-d....eeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

Yes i did...right in front of his mom and nani :-P I feel so grossed even now, but i ate tooo much for my chotusa stomach's capacity, and when i went to wash my hands in the wash basin which was right next to the dinning table...byock, i puke-d ! :-P

Let's not go into details of what happened next...i pretended to be sick and got away with it...hehehehhehehe! but anyways, my obsession with food got me red-blue-purple-and-goes-knows-what-colours in the face!

STOP LAUGHING...you promised not to laugh!!! :-( grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...wish i could stuff you with foood and killl you !!!!

CTRL+A Delete...I dint write anything, You din't read anything...so conditions 1 and 2 imply that you don't remember anything i said...so ;-) AB HASO!!!!!

I went bowling !!!!!!!!!

Ouch...the hand that types hurts :-P I mean, literallly it does...not because of too much typing, dodoheads, dint you read the headline for this post ???? Yeah...I went bowling !!!!!!! :-)

Its not the 1st time i bolwed...ive done that before on videogames :-P n i thought i was pretty good at it B-) BUT real life is zameen-asmaan different from the virtual world ( like you dint know this :-P ) I suck at the real-life bowling :-( but then again...so what :-P what goes of my father if i dont make it to the bowling championship :-P pointed baat, right?

Anyways, it was Mitul's b'day ( my sis ka friend ) so we went to this nice bowling alley in Hiranandani Medows, Thane ( its nice...100 bucks on regular days, 70 on thursdays ;-) dont you just louve me for this info!!!! ) so, like i said...i had never tried my hand on real-life bowling so im like what the hell, try karna hi padegaa!!!

We bought those tickets n stuff, 'bought' socks because apparently you cant go around bowling in your shoes, you'll slip and break your crown like Jack ( the Jack n Jill fellow, remember????)

So, i put my cute lil ballerina's in the kona and wore those white stupid socks :-P We were 5 of us and i guess 3 of us knew the 5Ws and 1H of bowling...

I looked around...yeah there were cute guys but i wasnt loookign at them!!!! i was looking at the technique of throwing the ball...but as expected i dint master the art just by looking at them :-P The worst part is, even after playing an entire 10 sets ka game, i dint master the assy art of bowling at all !!!!!!!!!!!

The ball, if i may swear at it, was HEAVY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i dint know that 8 kgs was the least heavy ball available. BUT, the 8 kgs wala ball dint have a pink one...there were gross greens so, almost naturallly ( i'm a GIRL na :-P ) i picked up the 12kg wala ball, which was nice n pink ! and the rest, as some felllow rightly said...is history !!!

I was given warnings 3 times :-P for banging the ball too hard...and everytime, the ball would go straight up to those bottle-type thingies and magicallly, turn, without touching the bottles, and go spinning into that gutter!!!!!! so much trass for my hand, and not even 1 bottle fell properly :-( grrrr, so much for crying out loud !

But trust me, everyone should go bowling atleast once in their entiore life, like a tirth yaatra :-P its an absolute essential :-) but try not to go behind the stupid ball's colour ( Like me! ) because the right hand is totaaaaaaaaallllllllly gone right now!

Bahut ho gaya typing, cant type anymore :-( Damn You, stupid 12 kg ka pink ball :-( so, Moral of the story = Don't go behind 'looks', you'll pachtaav ;-) Ahem! as in 'Bowling' strictly ;-)

Its BOMBAY...

Talk about stupidity. Supreme stupidity. What's the big deal about Mumbai being Bombat and Bombay being Mumbai?????? This is sooooooooooooo over my head, like Shoaib's bouncer!

Ok, lemme make it loud and clear, BOMBAY will always be Bombay for me. Mumbai is just tooo...whatever! ( yuck if i may say so... :-P ) Its my Bombay. F**k You if you have any problems...like I care!

Apparently, a certain stupid felllow in DNA said that everything, yes every single damned thing which has Bombay in its name has to renamed to Mumbai...because, this is the funnnnniest part, because its a British name!!!! Can you believe this!!!! Its british... :-P okay, how about breaking up all the British buildings, The railway ( was started by the Goras, wasnt it??? ), The BMC, VT station ( there you go, its still VT station for me...not the tacky CST!!!) Think about it, like seriously!!! :-P Stupid people...i guess they are royallly bored in life and things as trivial as these become life-n-death 'causes' for them! Try enrollling into some vacation classes...learn Tai-chi, its a rage i heard ! :-P

Anyways, British or non-British...ish liebe Bombay...eat shit if you have a problem!!! :-P And, since my bloggging never makes it to the news like Amitabh or that stupid-ass Aamir with a double 'a' ( i reallly dont know why is it exactly that i dont like him!!?? ) its unfortunate that a lot of people will not get to read THIS ! but, who cares...Rock on BOMBAY !!!!!!!

Lost n Found !

Man this is something BIG !

Imagine loosing stuff in Mumbai ka local trains...pretty easy huh ? But now think about getting it back...looking at the screen as if i asked for both your kidneys ????? :-D Not your fault, reallly...But this kind of a 'miracle' has happpened...and that too, to none other than I ME MYSELF !!!!! :-O

Date and time : 25th December 2007 around 4.

Venue : VT* bound fast train from Thane

*i prefer calling it Victoria Terminus...sounds propah ! :-P

Enough of flowerry stuff, cant wait to actuallly tell you ehat happened. Me and Soniya wanted to go to fashion street and we had like very little time with us. She had to be back by 7 to meet her friend, in Thane, leaving us with only 3 hours to finish that chotusa trip !

We took the fast train, got to sit at around Kurla. But before we got the seats, i put my bag in the uppar ka rack. ( Anyone who's been inside a local train will know what the hell am i talking about! If you havent, take a trip right now!!!!!! ) We were so lost in talking about other things, useless offcourse, that we dint realise that i dint have the bag with me when we left the train at VT. We were walking towards the exit, planning what all stuff to buy and other insignificant things like that. Till this time, we have NO IDEA that the bag is LOST !

At exactly the exit, i felt thristy and reached for my bag. It alwaaaaaaaaaaaays hangs sideways, at the moment but it wasn't !!!!!!!! I screamed out so loud that a couple of people around me litterallly RAN outside and dint even stop to take a look at what they were running away from! :-P

We rushed back to the train, which obviously wasnt waiting for us. What am i, Princess of Jupiter that it will wait for me? What was i thinking!!!!!!!!!!!! Man, i'd gooofed up bigtime. Thankfully i had my cell phone in my hand and thats the only reason why i kept my cool. Otherwise it would have been a totalllllll cry-baby scene. ( yeah i cry REALLLLLLY EASILY :-P )

Anyways, we ran to the police guys who were sitting behind a desk and randomly looking at people. Not that i am interested in knowing what they look at, but that like quite an interesting job. You get paid for looking all day long at people! And any given day, atleast 30% of Bombay's college crowd steps on the VT station....so Ahem, definetly Interesting !!!!!!!!!!! ;-) And its not like alll office going Uncles look scumish, is it...Ahem, worth hai boss !!!!! :-P

Coming back on track again ( I tend to go offtrack alllllll the time... :-l traaaas ) we told them what happpened and they just kept staring at me. I dont mind the stares, seriously, its ok BUT they were alll FEMALE police persons...I'm like, 'stop looking at me and telll me what to do!!!!!!'. Finalllly after proper scannning ( thats the only thing i can think of! ) they told me to contact the station master. Some reallly rickety old guy...

We went, We told, We waited. Nothing Happpened. We repeated the procedure again. Boink! Nothing happpened again!!!! :-) MAGIC !

But then there were 2 ladies who had lost their bag at Byculla or something and had come to collect it. So we thought kaaam ho jayegaa...but ( there is alwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays a stupid but everywhere! ) the station master's assistant ( he sits outside the station master's cabin ) started screaming at them...'cant you take care of your stuff. Aapki wajah se hame pareshaani ho jaati hai...blah blah badang badang...'

Finallly he noticed US! haaaye re kismat! Without waiting for him to question us, we told him how i lost my bag and how there were chances that no one will open it ( thanks to terrorists! )so we could retrive it at the next station Byculla, if he callled up the station master there. He refued. Point blank.

Fine, just telll me if you don't wannna get your goofy ass into work. ( Not that his ass had to do anything, he could have very well dialed the phone with his stupid rotten fingers! ) He started screaming at us also! We are like 'help kar saktey ho toh batao...free mein chilllao mat %$&&*$ $%*$#@^ ( thoda bahut profanity at times like those is allllowed :-P i was frustrated no! )

We walkedout of the room and i began calculating. The bag has just 30 bucks in it. But, it had my earphones, my i-card ( ohhhhh, which i lost in an auto some days back !!!!! ), a few things important like...yeah okay, some stuff given by some friends...did not want to loose that! and also...the bag was EXPENSIVE ! i paid like 40 bucks for that stupid bag ! i had to had to had to find it !!!

That's when soniya had a what-an-idea-sirjee!!! She callled up my sis and we gave her exact details of where the bag was and how grateful we would be if she got it back for us. The train had left from VT at 4.50, it was a Kasara bound fast train and i left the bag in the first ladies comparment, on the right hand side. thats all the information we gave her. End of stoy. We proceeded with shopping.

I was looking at what i'd calll the pretttiest dress in the universe when my sis called to say that she had found the bag. The dress was ink blue, silk types, had noodle straps and was AWESOME! i wasnt reallly interested in the bag at that moment...but since the dress was way tooooooooooooooooooooooo expensive ( 800 on the roadside!!!!!!!!! ) i got alll excited about the bag! :-P It was mine, i lost it, i found it back! Enough reason to forget about that dress...

I guess it was just the christmas charm. maybe there was some 's-aunty claus' who kept gaurading my bag so that no one touches it. whatever the case might be...i found my bag !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pretttty amazing isnt it...

Unblieveable????? come let me pinch you blue!!!! :-D