i heard this word loadsa time b4...in the news papers yaar...something like...ummm, well * thinking thinking * yaaa !..." nicole kidman being stalked " " court oreders stalker to stay out of a radius of 50 mts "( something like that crap ! ) but NOW i know what it reallly means !
okk...lets begin by telling u how it all started ! one fine day( around 3 at night :-P ) , im doing nothing, just siiting around lazily ( i dont sleep before 4 am :-P ) when my cell phone beeps ! i get up, open the msg n here's what it reads ( word to word :-P havent added or subtracted anything...i swear ! )
sms 1 on 07-05-2006 3.53 am
hi..is this sharmila..
okkk, one of my friends was supposed to b getting a new number...so i promptly ( idioticallly ) replied back !
my sms on 07-05-2006 4 am
hey pj ! wasssup man, new number n all haa..kyaa haal hai ?
the guy replied back the next morning :-P
sms 2 07-05-2006 6.07 am
i dont know who is this pj...anyways itne jaldi kaisey uth gaye aap..
i was awake :-P so i replied back...off course outa curiousity ki yeh banda hai kon !
my sms on 07-05-2006 6.15 am
well, im sorry i dint recognize ya...mind tellling me who ya really are ?
before i could think ki yeh kon ho sakta hai...he replied back !
sms 3 on 07-05-2006 6.24 am
you stay in thane ? correct me if i am wrong. i saw u at mocha's many times. one compliment for you..you are a cute girl with ever smiling face.
since i had already slept i saw this sms at 4 in the afternoon ( thats when i woke up naa :-P ) n im like big time shocked ! either this guy has never seen me or is blind or is mentalllllly unstable :-P cuz no SANE person can say ur cute n all...nah ! not possible...i ignored it...cuz i reallly dint wannna know who the psycho was n sms pe paisa kyu waste karu !
then...he sent me a few forwarded faltu smses like the nominees for best friend are you you n you :-P blah blah...while i never replied...comme on...i have bettter things to do in the world ! n who cares !
then there was sannnata for a few days :-P yeah...no smses or missed calls from the jerko ! fir came 13th may !
sms 4 ( not counting the forwarded smses ) on 13-05-2006 9.57 pm
hi there ! how are you ? sorry if i disturbed you.
i did not reply :-Paur kya...kon faltu paisa waste karega...i have sooooo many ppl to sms !
n then today...the psycho realllllly freaked me out ! :-O i had gone out with a friend to have paani puri ( yummmmmy ) nearly 3 kms away from my place...i was nicely eating when i recieved this sms !
sms 5 on 14-05-2006 8.35 pm
good looking, sweet angel, looking gr8 in yellow salvar and blue jeans...kyaa yaar aap gussa ho gaye. no replies. i can see you.
ok i have to admit..i was a bit freaked out cuz something like this is totalllllly unthinkable for me ! i was wearing the stuff he mentioned in the sms...which reallly meant he could see me ! come on...guess work itna bhi perfect nahi ho sakta naa :-P never had such an experience before na :-P i havent replied n im not intending to :-P whatever !
but then....mr jerk...lage raho ! aap ka kuuuuch nahi ho sakta...koi daal nahi galegi yaha...ur at the wrong adress...reply bhi nahi milega dost...kisi aur ko sms karo :-P ur wasting ur time n money one me ! hahahahahhaha...buzz off...just wait till i find out who he is...fir toh uski life will b royallllly screwed !! usko malooom nahi usne kisss se panga liya hai :-P
anyways...dont ya worry...i can handle such sillly stuff...il keep ya posted on what happpens next ! ehehheheheheheheh :-D
fellow bloggers n reader plzz laugh hard...real hard :-P
hey mr. psycho...did u hear ppl laughing at u ????????? :-D
6 comments:
Kya bachpana hai yeh??? Aise log kaise ho sakte hain?? I cud never ever understand this kind of psychology..y doesnt he come up and say that he ahs feelings for u?? or just shut the hell up...!!!
Anyway..ignore all such smses..after all it's his money that is being wasted...just tell ur mom dad abt it tho....u never know wen these things get serious....
Chalo ji tadaa..
@ dumps
exactly :-P stupid ppl all around ! hehehehe !!! thanksss dumpss !! :-)
n hey....where are my chocolates ???????
stalking is a serious and dangerous thing. it's a criminal offence. though you don't have to waste time pondering who it might be and where (from whom) he got the number from, etc, one thing you must definitely do if he pesters and - worse - follows you around: sms him saying you will hand over his number to the police and tell them what he's doing. that should scare him off for good. if things turn bad - that is exactly what you should do as well. i don't mind mentally sick people - even they have a right to live in this world - but if the sickness is stepping on my shoes and spying upon my life - the person should know how sick i can get too!!!
take care
No-Name-Yet
@ no-name-yet
who'll waste a buck n a half :-P smsing this guy.....stupid logo ki kami nahi hai dunya mein :-D ....thanksss for coomenting ! :-)
rimssssss.......angel..cutie...just quoting some unknown admirer of urzzzz...laghe rahooo...:-))
hehheehheheheheh :P aur kya vinay !!!!
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