Its new year time ! yipppppeee !

its that time of the year again when...ummm well...actaullly nothing major happens :-P but stilll its hell lot of fun ! parties, amazingly goood foood ( the most important part :-P ) music n friends ! aur kya chahiye life mein ! :-D

well..ya, its also resolution time :-P check out my last year ka resolution wala post to get the definition of a resolution..achcha baba, i know ur gonna b toooo lazy to go thru all the trouble, so il paste it for u...lazy bums ! :-)

a resolution is conviniently defined as promises that u make to urself around new years when u are either too excited about the new year party or too drunk AND break them with no guilt feeling at all...because as per the defination RESOLUTIONS ARE MADE TO B BROKEN .

so...accordingly...even i have made some resolutions ( shit, its such a huggge word to type baar baar :-P ) which, do i neeed to mention, will b broken within a week, at the most ! ehehhehehe !
so here goes my list !!!!!

~ dad says i should study more than i do :-( but i think m doing just fine...kya fayda bookworm banke when the difference is just 5 %...marks dont meketh a man, n even if they do...m a girl B-) a dumb girl...so it doesnt reallly mattter ?! but stilll...hum kasam khaatey hai ki i will study for half an hour everyday ( weekends not included ! )

~ i shud save money :-( ppl telll me i have nawabi shauk ! :-( i know...i prefer extravaggent stuff, but ab main kya karu agar the stuff i like is alwaaays classsy n umm well...expensive :- i think i shud put on blinkers so that i see straight..aaju nahi baaju nahi...fir kuch dikhegaaa hi nahi toh kharchaaa hi nahi :-D perfect solution ! i love 'ME..

~ reduce my phone bill ! :-( god this is one thing i realllly neeed to do warna il b kicked out of the house...no elaborations on this one...its ' self-explanatory ' :-(

~ atttend colllege :-( last year ka post if u've read, then ul notice waha pe i have resolved to BUNK college, n i think ive taken the resolution a bit toooo seriously...im hardly to b seeen in college, which is not a very goood thing to do :-( so...atttendance lagao !

~ b a little less mind-f**ked :-( ab is mein meri koi galati nahi hai, ppl just love ruining my happpiness, main kya karu ! but ideallllly, i wannna b a bit more calm relaxed n composed so that im properly happpy..not PSUEDO happpy ! :-)

~ live up to the promises and commitments iv made :-( okkk gottta work realllllly hard on this one, cuz i forget :- but dont worrrrryy, this year is gonnna b different :-D il freaking make sure i keep my promises...i promise :-D blogspot ki kasam !

~ write a diary :-( ive juuuust mentioned na ki i forget things...so what bettter way there is to keep track of stuff than writing a dairy ( spellling nahi malooom diary or dairy...i dont reallly care as long as u've got what i wanted to say :-P )

~ i hope i dont make my pals sad :-( n rulaaana is a big no-no ! :-) this year my dearest friends il try my best to make u guys smile alwaaaaaays ! :-) fikar na karo :-* i love u dost log !

~ become a bit more RESPONSIBLE :-( dad says m the most irrrresponsible gal he's come across...n i guess he's right :-P m the most irresponsible female I have come across :-P toh aur kya chahiye ! this year...il check out what being responsible feels like..agar achcha nahi laga toh i can always come back to being irrresponsible naa ! :-D tension hi nahi !

~ get my braces removed :-( yaa, my dearest dentist have been complaining that i dont turn up on time for his apppointments...dont worrrry sir !this year, ul see a new me :-O did u see that...its rhymes B-)

~ the KARJAT issue :-( of late ive been seeen more in karjat than at my place or college. i dont realllly want this equation to change :-( cuz i loooooooove the place toooo much, n yeah, the people there r amazing to b with...mera kya galati...ab hai toh hai !!!! stilll...i guess, il have to manage time so that my other commitments dont sufffer if i hang out in karjat too much ! ( oh god, i speak like a proper management guru :-P )

r u bored ???????? what ??? is it a yes or a no ???? okkk..i take it as a YES !!!!!! thank god u are bored :-P i take this as an excuse to chuck this post right here !!!!! oh, love u soooo much...aap nahi hotey toh mera kyaaa hota !!!!! :-P cyaaaaaa !!! have a great year ahead !

Cute Stranger !

ok...this doesnt reallly make sense, but its cute n so its up here ! read on...get bored ! ( as if i care :-P )

i was spillling out ( yes, evening time pe ppl usualllllly pour out of trains, if uve ever travveled ! ) of the fast train from karjat. i guess it was the 6.38 train from karjat which reaches thane at around 8.10 or so...

hmmm, so what happened was that a cute guy dashed me. he was wearing a white t-shirt. his t-shirt is all that i saw, dint reallly bother to check out what pants he was wearing, so the point is that he dashed me ! pitcure this...he must have been around 6 feet tall n equallly broad ( not literaalllly :-P u idiots ! ) n he dashed ME...m stick thin ! :-P

so i just turned and said a swear word. yes yes, i STILL swear...if u remember having red a post of mine which said i wont swear in future...forget about it. now u know it was alll crap !

so, the guy was shocked ! hehehehhe...it was quite a big swear word ( do i look stupid enuf to write it here...no way ! but it was BIG, trust me ! ) n then here's what he said...

him : ( embarassed or whatever...i dint reallly notice ) galati se dhakkka maara, u dint have to swear at me.

me : ( irrritated ) what the hell...of all ppl u had to dash me, n uppar se dikhao-ing attitude. kaam nahi hai kya life mein kuch ? ( the train is about to leave ) oh by the way, aap ki train jaaa rahi hai ( i grin at him...devilishly ! beta, gayi teri train...hee hee haw haw haw ! )

him : ( looks behind n runs towards the train ) oh shit...

he somehow gets the train, n smiles at me...i smile back, no big deal ! then, he waves at me, cutely enuf, saying tata bye bye...i wave back too :-P

what ??????? story khatam...if u r well informed types, then ud know ki a fast train halts enuf only to let two ppl speak whatever thodusa we spoke ! :-P never seen the guy again, nor do i want to....BUT it was fun ! :-P

note : oh yes, by any chance, if YOU were that guy...u have a realllly cute smile n a nice voice ! :-) n ya, don mind the gaaaali, i say it alllll the time ! cheeers...

The good-looking dabba !

heylo ppl...long time since ive blogged ! hehehehe i was tooo busy being sad, frustrated n all that shit...but then, m bored of all that too ! :-P nothings quite permanent, is it ?? :-D

anyways...the happppy happpppy news is that me'z going to kolkata after like 6 years !!!!! yep...got my tickets booked for the 30th of september...right after exams :-P yaaa...happppy !!!

i booked my tickets online...n there were these options like book tickets only if all tickets are in the same coach n stuff...tab i was like hmmm prettty interesting !

*idea strikes* y not have an option like book my tickets only if there are minnnnniiiiiimum 10 good looking guys ( for gals ) or gals ( for guys ) around ! ( :-D presuming everyone's straight LOLzzz ) ehheheheheh yaaa i know...pretttty stupid but what fun naa !

or rather, iiissse bhi badhiyaaa idea !!! listen up mr lalu yaadav ! :-P y not have an entire coach for younsters ! n it'l b named the goood looking dabba unlike those boring s-1 s-2 n other sad names like that ! something like...only 18-35 years ka ppl alllowed...and everyone MUST have orkut id's :-D ( hmmmm looks wont mattter much, its named 'the goood looking dabbba' just for the heck of it...but u HAVE to be fun...otherwise ul b kicked out in between the journey :-P fir baithey rehna station pe ! tch tch tch already ! ) see...m such a visionary person ! B-)

hmmm come to think of it...rahul bose ( blush blush ) is 39 years ka, but anything for him...us k liye adjust kar lengey yaar !

but fun hoga yaar ! give it a serious thought mr railway minister ! bigtime serious thought...hehehehehehhe !

ya ya sure, y not ! laugh it out...but sab jaanti hu main, its the first thing u wannnna know while travellling : is there someone interesting around ;-) arrre chalta hai...no need to shift uncomfortably...chori pakdi gayi toh kya hua ! :-P everyone does it...sahi hai boss, fun hai !

anyways...m tooo happpy to be going to kolkata n that tooo during durga pooojo ka time...what m reallllllly looking forward to is the food ! yaaa...im gonnnna eat like there's no tomoro...m telling ya...kolkata ka foood rocks...the phooochka ( paani puri ) , chicken rolls, fish fries, currries, chinese, momo's....god !!!!! meri toh bigtime aish hai yaar !!!! im loving it ! :-P ehhehe !

m gettting alllll excited now, but filhaaal padhna hoga...kal Public Relations ka exam hai...makes me higly sad :-P cuz no matttter how much u write, ul end up getting the leassst marks cuz its Simran ma'm who'se gonnna check it ! she has like SPECIAL PYAAR for me, not her fault ( m being sarcastic here :- )

30th kab ayegaaa yaar...exams khatam ho jayengey n il b off to kolkata !!!!! whoa...can hardly wait ! :-)

Deccan se Deccan tak !

yaa right....its a dhaapa hua ( inspired :-P ) title...heheheh ! but its apt !!!!!

m like realllllllllllly happppy :-P what for ? cuz i BUNKED college for the first time...normalllly when i say i bunked, it means ki either m dozing off at home or my folks know where m going...but yesterday was the first time i DINT tellll mom dad that i was off to pune in the name of college !!!!!! kahan matunga...kahan pune !!! heheheheheh :-P yaaa, thats me...tottaalllly freakingly fundoo :-P n alwaysss up for something that can potentiallllly mess me up bigtime ! but whats life without a can-screw-u-royallllly kinda challlenge ! B-)

it was alll plannned ! i left home at 7 sharp with sukhi n reached thane station where i was suppposed to wait for the next 20-30 mins till the time my sis, her frnd sonia ( jiske ghar pe gaye they :-P ) n the train, offcourse, turn up !

i told sukhi m not attending college n she looked at me as if id told her that the " internet " was coming to an end ! :-P ( yaaa...we r like crazzzzzzzzily addicted to the net :-P so what ! ) she gave me this r-u-crazy-o-what kinda look which made me laugh out real loud !!!! she's soooo sweeet...fatttu though...she can never think of doing stuff which on a normal day id b glad to do ! m a daredevil...she's an angel !!! thats sukhi for u...heheheheheh !

coming back on track...she was like " sharmila jhool hoyea, pangey ho jayengey...mat jaa " n all that advice...m like " jo hogaa dekhaa jayegaa ;-) m going...come what may !! " hehehhehehehe such a devil i am...but i love being one !

the 7.21 local for CST arrived n i pushed sukhi into it so that she could hopefullly attend the 8 ka lecture ! we normalllly dont care for the first lecture...its tooo pakao ! i went on the platform 5 where the train was to come...Deccan express !!

i waited, called my sis, waiting n kept waiting :-P pata nahi usko kyaa jhatkaa laga, she told me to buy tickets for kalyan...dont as me y ! i have no clue...from platform 5 i went to platform 1 bought tickets n like a brainlesss idiot kept waiting there...it completely slippped my mind that Deccan express comes on 5 !

i callled up BPL ( my celll phone ka connnection re, nimrod :-P ) to get my roaming activated in case mom shud call...pune mein IDEA ka mast network miltaa hai ;-) jab jhoool karnaa hi hai toh fool prooof plan hona chahiye naa...n i dint notice that my sis had already given me 7 missed calls...when i finished speaking to the mobile assistant or whatever those call centre folks r called :-P i called my sis bacl...she's like [ im using DECANT language here...but my sis DINT :-P ] " kidhar hai ????? jaldi aaa yaha pe...train aa gayi hai ! "

okkkk that reallly freaked me out !!!! i ran rushed pushed n made my way to the platform...ran down the stairs halfway n realised i was on the wrong platform :-O ( actuallllly it was the RIGHT one...platform 5...but ghai ghai mein i messsed up...BIGTIME ! )
we MISSSED the train ! :-( bahut gaaaali sunaaa...ur useless, u dont deserve to b with us n blah blah [ cant use those words SHE used :-P ] fir kaisey kaisey we took the next train to kalyan where mani, my sis ka frnd was waiting for us !

we reached there...fir se gaali suna :-( n took another train to karjat where ashish was supooosed to wait ( actuallllly he was suppposed to catch the Deccan n get down at lonavala with us...waha se local train se Daposi, where sonia lives !!! ) ash dint know that we werent in the train cuz the idiot doesnt carry a celll these days !!! :-P talk about a screw up !

anyways...karjat pahuchey, took the Uddyaan express n reached lonavla...waha ashish was waiting...uska bhi gaali suna :-( n took the local ! it was like bigtime majjjjjaaa !!!

went to sonia's place..ate awesome rajmaa chaawal, aaloo ki sabzee poori !! ummmm yummmy thaa...imagine all this pain i took just to eat all the goood stuff ! :-P m such a jerk naa ! eehehee
we reached at 12.30 n were leaving at 3...heheheheh !!! the time we travellled was muuuuuuuuch more than the time we stayed at her place :-D heheheheheh height of stupidity ud say...but it was the bestest thing !!!! fulll on dhamaal !!

when we left her place...we took the life to come down from her 4th floor ka ghar...she warned us ki " yeh lift thoda shot hai...sambhaal k chaltey hai...bettter hoga agar seedio se chale " :-P but nah, kon itnaa chalegaa naa..we reached the ground floor n guess what ! the dooor wudnt open ! :-D it was a laugh-a-roit !!! :-D we went up n down for the next 10 mins, darshan05ed every flooor of the buling but the dooor wudnt budge !! :-D finalllllllllllly the door opened at the 4th flooor itself :-D

we were LATE...bigtime ! sona, mani n ashish toh bol saktey they, ki we came with sonia from karjat :-P ( unka colllege hai naa ) but what on earth cud explain my guest apppearance there !!!!!!! matunga se pune....kaisey ??????????? ehehheheheheh !!!!!

anywaysss...fortunately we took the Deccan at 3.40 n bhikaari ki tarah darwaaze pe baith kar aaye...okkkk these kinda thing like Ticket Checker ko 10 rs ki bribe :-P ( saala chindhi ! ) sitting on the train ka floor, darwaaze k paas n all..that something new yaa !!! ehehhehehe !!!!! its like unimaginable in a thane - CST local...ul b crushed to death :-D heheheheheh

anywaysss...reached home at 7...told mom i had a seminar !! ( kaaaaaash aisey seminaars baar baar hoo :-P ) heheheheheh !!!!!!! dead tired but stilll kicked by the whole idea of my first ever succcessful offcicial bunk !!!!!!!! whoaaaaaaa m soooooooo happppppppy !!! ehehehhe

BUT..mom was like..." ur celll was off kyaa ??? " i said...yaaa battery low tha ! n moms like " toh y was it saying the IDEA moblie ur trying to calll is not reacheable...tera toh BPL hai naa "

ab momaa...kyaa batau ! :-D

Mission - No Slang From Now On !

yeah right, ive been swearing a lot...n using a lot of what my mom calls HARSH words ! god, why wont she understand that its the general way i speak !!!!! m not being rude to anyone mom, im just speaking !

but sadly...the other day, i reallly upset a guy when i said " haa, bhauk " ( angrezi mein " yeah, bark ! " ) now if u ask me, that reallly a normal patheticallly cute thing to say...but he felt damn offended ! guess he aint used to this sort of sharmilaism ! :-P not my fault, is it ????

somehow this jhagda thingie reached its way to my mom n she got to know about a few other WORDS ( not verrry praise-worthy words :-P ) which i use...n i have been given a STRICT warning about not using them ever again ! :-P u gottta b kiddding me...its like saying...hey rims, y dont u stop breathing ! :-D

okkkk...for a bit more fun, lets tell u about these pisses-my-mom-big-time kinda words !!

this is the REAL RIMS

on the phone...instead of helllo..." haa, bhauk! " or " bakkk " or " ulti kar " or " gatar khol " or " chal, shuru kar pakaana " or " koi kaam nahi hai kya, mere ko kyu call kara ! "

instead of hi, id say " kyaa saali, kya karring ? " or " kyaa re fokat " or " hi hateli " or " kya re chindhi, kaisa hai " or " satkeli, kaisi hai " or " hi jhingooor "

n when im angry, i say " tera gatar band kar " or " dimag mat hata " or " dimag mein jaa mat " or " kat yaha se " or " marr ja kahin jaakey " or " haraamkhor, zinda nahi chodungi "

funnnny isnt it...but my mom fails to find the humour in this...so does my sis ! its was HER friend who got pissed due to my ultra slang language !

isiliye kasam khaaya hai...no slang bang

bhendi...pata nahi main jhoooti kasamein kyu khaatai hu jab pata hai ki mere se nibhaayi jaane nahi waali hai yeh...dekha mere mein kitni charbi hai...sudhregi nahi main...pakkkki kamini hu naa !

oooooops...there i go again ! :-

Barbie ki toh aisi ki taisi !

i hate barbie doll X-( grrrr....okkk for those who dont know ( that makes it almost everyone out here :-P ) barbie doll happens to b a BABE from mah calss ( the typical example of brainless beauty :-P she proves the myth that beautiful ppl dont have brains :-P ) i dont reallly remember her real name :-P everyone calls her barbie itself...uski toh aisi ki taisi ! X-(

okkk...hey hey, b4 u idiots start thinking ki m jealous of her or something :-P puhleeeeeeez gimmme a break ! i ahve better things in life to do than b jealous of a gal who has the brains of the size of a vatana ( Pea :-P ) so lemmme go on to explain WHY i hate this female ! grrr !!!

17th june ! it happpened to b meri bestest freind ( my girlfriend :-P ) SUkhi's birthday okk..so we went to class n everyone was like " happy baddde sukhi " n blah blah ( birthday hai toh wish toh karengey hi naa :-P )

i was standing at the teachers desk n drinking water n sukhi was on the first bench, right in fronta me :-P when barbie doll n her group of equallly beautiful BUT brainless gals entered in class :-P barbie, normallly never talks to the unsophesticated n loud gals in gals who have NO sense of fashion at all ( ME n SUKHI...in decent language :-P ) ya man, these things mattter tons to barbie :-P n we give a damn !

but that day...Sukhi was all decked up, make up shake up, spaghetti top n sexy skirt n all ( birthday saal mein ek hi baar aata hai :-P ) n i was my usual crap self, shabbby n definetly not presentable :-P ( but i love it that way :-P its fun ! ) SO, barbie came up to sukhi n wished her n all...n then X-( grrrrr SHE KISSED SUKHI ON THE CHEEKS ! :-O

okkk...now m not a very possesive friend or something ok...BUT i seriously felt like wringing barbie dolls neck ! :-P m not kiddding but i reallllly felt jealous kyu ki sukhi sirf meri hai kinda emotion jaag uthaa....big time...i was like....barbie X-( maar dungi tujhe, durr reh meri sukhi se ! :-P god, ive never ever felt posssesive about anyone or anything...but that day, meri genuinely jal gayi thi :-P

sukhi ka instant reaction was :-l n my instant reaction was :-O X-( barbie teri toh...n i...what do u say in english...ummm..haa...maine paaani thuk diya muh se ( sorrry about this, my english sucks SOMETIMES ! ) actualllly gir gaya :-P outa shock ! n i shouted out " aye barbie...saali durr reh meri sukhi se " sukhi was as silent as a staue ! :-P

barbie is like " yeh mera pyaar dikhaane ka tarika hai " n im like X-( " tere pyaara ki aisi ki taisi...durr reh ussse...tera pyaar tere jeb mein rakh aur nikal le " :-P gosh i never thought i could get jealous...for a GIRL :-P but kyaaaa karu...sukhi happpens to b meri jaan ! :-P muah sukhi...love ya :-P

even today...id not leave a single mauka to blast at barbie ( ekdum seriously ) for the kiss n sunao5 sukhi ( playfullly offcourse ) for accepting the kiss !

so much so for ek kiss ka kissssa ! =))

fancy a bug for brunch ?!

college has started n its big time fun there...yaa ! even the canteen has been renovated ( its not like its the bestest place in the world okkk...just that 20 mins k break mein college se bahar jaane bore hota hai :-P u know the lazy bones i am ! ) so, went there today after the 3rd lecture !

woh kehtey hai na..." jab bhoook lagti hai tab dunya ka sabse ghatiyaa khaaana bhi mast lagta hai " is exactly the case with canteen food...well its not THAT bad, cuz bad is an understantment !! u cud very well die outa bad taste if u taste the sambaar ! eeeuuuu grosss ! but then majbooori ka naam friend rice ( bestest of all the other crap ) pav bhaaji ( strictly toleratble ) or else anda pav ( kinda good ) ! :-D

today we ordered a pav bhaji n ek plate anda pav :-P i dint eat much cuz i had reallllly gross, dry, n absolutely tasteless aloo parathey ! :-( but then, whatever happpens, happens for the best ! :-P

guess what ! there was a BUG kinda insect in the anda :-O grosss ( makes me wannnna throw up ! :-P) when i first noticed it, i was jumping all over the canteen screaaaaming " ande mein cockroach hai :-P " as loud as i could ! ( STILL, the canteen wala dint even bother to look at us :-P talk about indifference ! )

dont think this kida giri stopped here ! :-D there was a cheenti ( ant ! ) in the pav bhaaji too :-O big time grossss...m soooooo glad that i dint eat much ( though i did hog a few mouthfuls.....eeeeeekkkkkkkks ! )

gross....lemmme just quit writing thiis right now or else il puke all over the keyboard ( that sounds even more yuckey than ants n bugs in food ! :-P )

A Poem For Sukhi....

its this is sukhi viewing this window....shut it mimmmmmmdidiately...u cant read it b4 17th....abbbbey its supppppposed to b ur birthday gift....BAND KAR WINDOW !!!!!

n its ur not sukhi....read bindaaas n comment ! :-)

its ur birthday, n i wonder
when shud i wish...
socha il do that at 12,
but early morning college hai...oh fish !

its ur birthday, n i wonder
if i reallly shud b gifting u...
maybe t-shirts r the best options,
cuz i have quite a spare few !

its ur birthday, n i wonder
whats on the menu...
foood is what will bring me there
arrre idiot, at the venue !

its ur birthday, n i wonder
how yummmmmmy will b your cake...
birthdays r incomplete without cakes,
n i hope Pav Bhaji ur mom will make !

its ur birthday, n i wonder
if i have successfullly bugged the hell out of u,
if not, then il have to try harder
cuz only few ppl can do that...verry few !

its ur birthday, n i wonder
if u liked my poem, for u i speciallly wrote...
if not, go to hell, u punk !
jaane de...birthday hai isiliye maaf kiya, u silly goat !!!!!

have a great day !!!

love u sukhiiii da non dukhi.....have a happp happp happppppy birthday !!!! :-* muah !

shaitaaan jaag uthaa hai ( in hindi :-P )

yep u red that right...college has reopened n so the mellowed-down kinda devil in me has woken up :-P n with a bang ! biiiiiiiiiiig bang :-P

college rocks ! 2 new teahers ;-) 2 new bakraas ! buwahahahahha ! Harmeet Kaur n Bhavna Desai ;-) buwahahahhah ! i swear it sooooo much fun bein a devil !!! read on....heheheh

Harmeet Ma'm teaches us journalism okie...so she asked us to prepare an assignment ! :-P on the various concept n values of a newspaper ( Faltu stuff...with a capital F...kidddie work )
the moment she mentioned " cut n paste bylines, datelime n blah blha " i dint wait to hear the whole thing cuz the devilish dimag had already started thinking of ways to irritate the lovely lady ( buwahahhaha ! ) n guesss what i did !

i cut n pasted BENGALI paper k cut-out :-D LOL !! i actualllly did that :-P n my mom is like " m not coming to ur college if koi complain aayi toh ( angry...major angry wala smiley ) " heheheheheh....next day submitted the assignment ( with a half chewed bread butter ka slice in my mouth...cuz i was eating in class...that tooo sukhi ka tifffin :-P ) .......n ma'ms like " hmmmm interesting " n im like :-( WHAT !!!!!! ur suppppposed to shout at me....damn !

ab bhavna ma'm ( heheheheheheheh ) she loookd verrrrrrrry sweeet...as in, pyaaari hai but i dont spare any teacher :-P ( yup thats me...cruel but fun !! ) pehley un pe achcha impresssion maarne hoga n then sumdi mein masti karungi :-P hehehehehehehhe isisliye bhavna ma'm is baksho5ed for the time being !!

there's more to come when there happpen to b more lectures....watch this space for big time fun !!!

n here's the devil signing off :-P buwahahahahhahahahaha !

Chalo Dillli !

yups thats right !!!!! me leaving for delhi tomoro n its gonnna b rockin...m so damn excited !!

nothing much to write here except for the fact that m dying to meet sakshi :-P n also...me going with manik...my sis ka verrry cute sa friend ! m gonnnna have a blast !!!!! ya ya yiiippppppeeee yiipppppeeee !!!! thats callled a cherrry ( manik ) on my black forest cake ( the delhi tour !) hehehehehehehhe !!!!

hmmm baaqi all's cool...m too sleepy right now to understand the crap that m writing...i shud sleep :-P

miss me for a few days ( as if u WILL ! ) il b back on 31st...with loadsa stuff to blog about !

buh bye for now...gooood night !


AB DILLLI DURR NAHI...CHALO DILLI !!

I Miss My School !!!!!!!

ST JOHN......MERI JAAN ! nothing like it in the whole world !

i miss my school big time ! come on...everyone does ! dont tell me u dont miss ur school days...u have to b crazy to say NO ! i miss school like hell man !! i reeaaaaaaaaaly do...wish i could turn back time...but sadly enuf, i cant...so all that i can do right now is feel nostalgic :-)

hua yeh, ki i met up with sukhi n rohan ( school friends ) cuz we all were fokat n had to kill time ! we were passing by r school n i threw a tantrum on the middle of the road " mere ko school jaana hai " ( im reaaalllllly good at jidd ;-) so they just had to agree ) n we went there !

ahhh...reminded me of the good old days ! it makes me realllllly senti...well, normally m not a very sentimental gal, but the moment i stepped inside the st. john gates i knew i wanted to cry :-(

everything in school...the play grounds, the broken windows, the church, the auditorium, the stair, the stage...each n everything has a story to tell...everything reminds me of something or the other ! so many memories brought out in so little time...its just fabulous, the feeling is something i just cant describe...i'd give anything to go back in time...oh i simply love my school !

we sat on the stage next to the church...there was a mass going on in church :-) while we were refreshing school memories...reallly makes me wannna cry...time moves on so quickly when u dont want it to

i never had a GROUP in school...it was just me n sukhi...n we'd crash into every other Group's plan ! we were like the most wanted girls :-P ( literrallly like the most wanted criminals ) every teacher, every student, just about everyone had been bugged by the powerpuff girls ( yeah, me sukhi were sometimes reffered to as powerpull girls n sometimes as dee dee n olive oyl respectively ! ) we were like the most bindaas gals in school...bestest time in my life...

u know, when we were talking about all the good times n the bad ( bad toh bad, i loved every moment of school ) times...i could actualllly visualize everything happening in front of me ! it was all so clear ! the dances that i had coreographed ( sorry if the spelling is wrong ) , the pangas that i had taken, all the khunnnas, all the screaming n shouting, all the games we played ( n lost :-P ) , all the cheating i had done in the exams, all that fun...everything was right there...right in front of me !

im actuallllly getting goose bumps right now as im typing stuff down :-) !!!! there yaadein r soo damn taaaza n so strong...seems like everything happened just yesterday...WISH i could go back to school...back to the LIFE in school, back to the bestest place in the world....if only wishes came true, i'd be the happppiest person on earth !!

there is soooo much to b written...so much to b said...so much that has happened...but words realllly cant express the feelings...gosh i dont know what im saying...m too senti at the moment thinking about the past...makes me smile, makes me cry, make me laugh, makes me dance...its been just perfect...there's nothing i wannna change !

14 years of my life ( kg class to hsc ) were like a roller coaster ride...wish i could do it over n over again...love u my school n will alwaysss do so...my school is something which was, which is, n which always will b close to my heart !

The School Anthem

St. john the baptist children we are
Proud of and grateful for the motherly care,
Under its guidance we grow as in age !
In virtue and service, in knowledge and play.
We pledge our hounour we shall ever strive
When in when out, when near when far,
With selfless service and exemplary life
To hold high the name of our ALMA MATER
Joy in labour, pleasure in pain
Thats our motto, thats our claim,
Studies and hard work are nothing but play,
Surely great future for us we lay !



The Prayer After Studies

We give Thee thanks Almighty and most Merciful God for all Thy benefits and several good Gifts to each one of us. Give us Thy grace to love Thee with our whole heart and above all things. We are sincerely sorry for whatever offence we may have committed this day and firmly resolve never to offend Thee again. AMEN !


i love my school...i love it more than anyone can imagine...more than words can express...more than anything else...more than my life, itself !

i misss school :-C

St john the baptist high school n junior college, thane....we bow to thee !

stalked !

i heard this word loadsa time b4...in the news papers yaar...something like...ummm, well * thinking thinking * yaaa !..." nicole kidman being stalked " " court oreders stalker to stay out of a radius of 50 mts "( something like that crap ! ) but NOW i know what it reallly means !

okk...lets begin by telling u how it all started ! one fine day( around 3 at night :-P ) , im doing nothing, just siiting around lazily ( i dont sleep before 4 am :-P ) when my cell phone beeps ! i get up, open the msg n here's what it reads ( word to word :-P havent added or subtracted anything...i swear ! )

sms 1 on 07-05-2006 3.53 am
hi..is this sharmila..

okkk, one of my friends was supposed to b getting a new number...so i promptly ( idioticallly ) replied back !

my sms on 07-05-2006 4 am
hey pj ! wasssup man, new number n all haa..kyaa haal hai ?

the guy replied back the next morning :-P

sms 2 07-05-2006 6.07 am
i dont know who is this pj...anyways itne jaldi kaisey uth gaye aap..

i was awake :-P so i replied back...off course outa curiousity ki yeh banda hai kon !

my sms on 07-05-2006 6.15 am
well, im sorry i dint recognize ya...mind tellling me who ya really are ?

before i could think ki yeh kon ho sakta hai...he replied back !

sms 3 on 07-05-2006 6.24 am
you stay in thane ? correct me if i am wrong. i saw u at mocha's many times. one compliment for you..you are a cute girl with ever smiling face.

since i had already slept i saw this sms at 4 in the afternoon ( thats when i woke up naa :-P ) n im like big time shocked ! either this guy has never seen me or is blind or is mentalllllly unstable :-P cuz no SANE person can say ur cute n all...nah ! not possible...i ignored it...cuz i reallly dint wannna know who the psycho was n sms pe paisa kyu waste karu !

then...he sent me a few forwarded faltu smses like the nominees for best friend are you you n you :-P blah blah...while i never replied...comme on...i have bettter things to do in the world ! n who cares !

then there was sannnata for a few days :-P yeah...no smses or missed calls from the jerko ! fir came 13th may !

sms 4 ( not counting the forwarded smses ) on 13-05-2006 9.57 pm
hi there ! how are you ? sorry if i disturbed you.

i did not reply :-Paur kya...kon faltu paisa waste karega...i have sooooo many ppl to sms !

n then today...the psycho realllllly freaked me out ! :-O i had gone out with a friend to have paani puri ( yummmmmy ) nearly 3 kms away from my place...i was nicely eating when i recieved this sms !

sms 5 on 14-05-2006 8.35 pm
good looking, sweet angel, looking gr8 in yellow salvar and blue jeans...kyaa yaar aap gussa ho gaye. no replies. i can see you.

ok i have to admit..i was a bit freaked out cuz something like this is totalllllly unthinkable for me ! i was wearing the stuff he mentioned in the sms...which reallly meant he could see me ! come on...guess work itna bhi perfect nahi ho sakta naa :-P never had such an experience before na :-P i havent replied n im not intending to :-P whatever !

but then....mr jerk...lage raho ! aap ka kuuuuch nahi ho sakta...koi daal nahi galegi yaha...ur at the wrong adress...reply bhi nahi milega dost...kisi aur ko sms karo :-P ur wasting ur time n money one me ! hahahahahhaha...buzz off...just wait till i find out who he is...fir toh uski life will b royallllly screwed !! usko malooom nahi usne kisss se panga liya hai :-P

anyways...dont ya worry...i can handle such sillly stuff...il keep ya posted on what happpens next ! ehehheheheheheheh :-D

fellow bloggers n reader plzz laugh hard...real hard :-P

hey mr. psycho...did u hear ppl laughing at u ????????? :-D

Essel world mein rahungi main !!!!!!!!

school ko bhula, main teacher ko bhoola...
kitna bada hai dekho mera jhool !
chillla chilllla k dum mein fulaa...
ah haha hahaa eeeeehuuuuuu ! ;-D

yupsssss egggjacktly ! :-P had a blast in essssel world....ummm i went there on....some saturday oif this month :-P

that saturday....the special one :-P...woke up at 10, got ready by 10.15 ( i can b supppper fast when i want to ! ) n rushed outa the house cuz i had some faxes to do...( my sis ka friend hai, manik, he wanted me to fax his resume on his behalf.....u see [ B-) collar tight karkey ] ppl think m very responsible n trust worthy n hell, I AM !!! )

the gang - me n 4 other buggers ( :-P m one too !! ) set out in my screwed up car....dont ask who screwed it up ( i did...when i was trying to learn to drive ! ) the poooor liltle sick car stoppped 19 times on the way...but v still moved on ! :-P excitement can kill !

reached there...got the tickets ( m cutting thses pakao things short...i mean i wannnna get to the exciting parts fast fast :-P ) n there we were in my world, in essssel world !!!!

the first thing we did was...i toh screamed with excitement...others queued up for the rides !!!!
for the first time in life...i wasnt scared !!!! ya ya sure, i remember i had puke-d when i went there last time ( with sakshi n sukhi :-( ya man, i did ! ) but saturday was different...wonder y !

i was alone...as in baaki were couples ;-) so i dint wannnna disturb them ( actualllly i dint wannnna mae it obvious ki m scared !! inflated ego's :-P ) so i sat alone everywhere !!!
n boy o boy o boy ! it was fun !!

i dint get scared n more over, i took each n every ride like 5 times over !!! majjjjja kara !!!!!

but the bestest of all was the aqua dive...yippppppe...did that 12 times or so...was soaking wet !!!!! then came the real drama...u guys will b surprised at the kind of natak i am capable of doing....read on !

i was sokaing wet n so was kurt cobain !! ( ehhehe i wore a kurt cobain t-shirt re nimrod :-P ) n suddenly there was a BIG BAD cramp in my right leg...almost killed me but looked so damn funny :-D

i just dropped walking n sat in the midddle of the road screaming on top of my voice !!! full to C.O.A behaviour...though i dint wannnna do that ( Centre Of Attention/Atraction :-P ) finallly it was gone...like after 20 mins or so :-P

then again...rides rides n more rides !!!! i even sang a song !!!! yes....u got it right....i sang a realllly horrrible number....taal betaaal kar diya gaane ko...n still managed to get 82 points which meant GOOD JOB !!! hehehehehehhe majjjjja aaya !!!!

then....disco !!!!!!!!! i guess i was the only one dancing my heart out ( the way im blogggin my heart out right now :-P ) kya majjjjjja i did yaar !!! bestest time it was....looooove to dance !!! :-P

then it was time to head back home :-( got my hair temporarily coloured or rather SCREWED ! :-D but chalta hai...fun it was !!!!

fir kya...came home n took a shower ( had to get rid of the screwed up hair colour naa ) n slept...

what a day yaar.....i love essssel world n i wannnna go again...anyone plannnning an esssel world picnic plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz take me tooo ! :-D ehehhehehe

Accident Prone....I Am !

yes....thats ME ! big time accident prone...n that too these accidents happen in a verrry funnily dramatic way :-P ! just cant help laughing though what i reallly wannna do right now is CRY OUT LOUD !!!!!! its hurting toooo much !!!! :-(

just today....few hours back ki baat hai...i went shoppping, but could find what i was looking for..a nice decent, kurta ! but dint get it cuz i have tooooo many specifications ! i want my stuff to b perfect...n isi chakkkkar mein kuch nahi milta !!!

i was walking on the road ( normallly there are hardly any vehicles on this road ), when suddenly this autorickshaw came outa nowhere n dashed the hell out of me ! :-( i fell with a thud n that too on a big stone ! construction work going on everywhere na ! :-( sprained my leg verrrrrry badly, its swolen like hell ! n dont ask me how it hurts....all il do is CRY !!! ( i am crying....thank god no one can see me right now ! )

then on one occasssion, i feel off the stairs in my building...that time, ( ok ok i admit ) i was thinking something ! i rolled 12 stairs down n landed on my face, after having banged hard on a door ! the female inside the house heard the sound ( plane crash types !! ) n opened the safety door which happened to open outside the house ! n yep...u guessed it right...it banged my head all the more ! n that stupid female simply closed the door when she couldnt see anyone outside !! off course how would she see me, i was flat on the floor !

n if u have been reading my blogs carefulllly....then u sure must have red how the table fan tried to kill me !!!! ehehhehe

sounds funnny eh ??? haso haso ! :-( everything happens in such a filmi way ki even i cant help laughing...aap ko kyaa bolu :-P

there are like inumerable events which have happpened yaar....events kya, accidents, i must say ! thats enuf for me to believe i am accident prone ! :-(

filhaal toh i just wannnnna get rid of this swellling n pain in my right leg ! its tooooo bad...im limping like a kangarooo ! :-( god help !!!!!
got it dressed up by a doc who said i gottta take 15 days ka rest...but i have shopppping to do...for sakkky ! n this dumb accident cant stop me B-) nothing can !

Love Scares...

m realllly mad at the kind of stuff going on around me. im not taking any names here...but lemme tell u, thanks to them, love and relationships have started to SCARE me...i mean, unko dekh key lagta hai...im better off alone !

its the worst thing if u were to b taken for granted, to have ur life royally ruled by ur boyfriend, partner blah blah... whoever ! to see the person u love the most hurt the hell out of u, both physically and emotionally...say things which u dont expect ur worst enemy to say...kills all the love n respect u have for them...they dont deserve it, trust me, they dont.

one thing i dont agree on is compromise. no, dont get me wrong, i dont mean that u be rigid always...but dont let the other person treat u like a door mat...dont u have any self respect, how on earth can someone swear at u ?? cant u just stand up for urself ??? kissi ko itna bhi sar pe nahi chadhana chahiye...haath uthaa ne ki himmat kaisey hoti hai logo ki ! i'd never ever take such treatment...pyaar vyaar apne jagah theek hai, but self respect bhi koi cheez hai...n im not giving up on that. but yaha baat meri nahi hai, isiliye id rather keep my not-required comments to myself.

but seriously, the way ppl ( i told ya, im not taking any names...so lets just call them ppl ) fight...or rather, fought today, scared the hell outa me...is this what girlfriends and boyfriends are supoosed to do ??? irritates me to see that they donot have anyyyyyy damn sense ki they might b hurting each others feelings....they just dont seem to care, but they r still together...beats my logic !

u dont have to actuallly get burnt to know that the fire is hot...same way, looking around at others, i have started to feel relationships suck...it better to be in the i-miss-u, i-want-u phase, at least it doesnt hurt....

Postcards from pune !

yep...im back from pune n i sure had a blast ! well, there were times when i wished i ran back home ( as in, back to mumbai :-P ) n there were times when i dint wanna come back ! :-P tooo many mixed emotions, u see ! read on n laugh ur heart out :-P

DAY ONE

its fun to b travelling alone...seriously !!! try it once....ul love it !!! back on MY track...i reached pune station at 8 PM :-P ( now, there is a major story on how i reached too...hehheheheh ) n sukhi meri jaan wasnt there at the station to pick me up, as i had expected ( sukhi is always busy with something or the other...useless stuff most of the times :-P) ! trust me, 8 pm in pune can b reallly dark...hehehehehe but cool hai yaar...if u can move about ALONE in BOMBAY, pune kyaaa cheeez hai !

i callled up sukhi madam n she was busy at a party ! well...bade log badi badi baatein ! 8 rupay gaye phone mein :-P then...as per her instructions, i took an auto n reached S.T ( or was it S.P ???? ) college n waited for her to pick me up...initialllly i was a bit mad at her cuz auto mein 25 rs waste hue :-P main kangaaal nahi...kanjoooos hu !

anywaysssss...reached home ( her's offcourse !! ) and had fun with her cousins !!!! heheheheheh cheeku, the youngest kid is my latest crush now ehehehheheheh ! such a cute kid ! heheheh majjjja tha full too ! had dinnner n slept chup chaap...was toooooo tired naa...after all, i came standing from dadar to karjat :-P i told ya ! how i reached pune is a totallllly dhaasu story in itself ! hehehhehehehe

Postcards from pune....again :-P

DAY TWO

got up at 8 ( i swear m not kidding...i did wake up THAT early !! majboooooori thi yaara...when u go to someone else's place, ur supposed to behave like a good girl :-P )

that day...sukhi's full family ws to attend a wedding, which me n sukhi bunked ! heheheheheh...when i woke up, half of the ppl had left for the wedding n half were just about to leave ! finallllly when they left, sukhi went off to sleep while i was in for the biggggggest surprise, shock, blah blah....whatever of my life !!!!!!!!

:-O in short, it was a shockingly surprising happppppppy moment when i switched on the tv n saw 3...not 1,not 2...but THREE pakistani music channels !!!!!!!!!!!!

channel G, Indus Music and The Muzik...arrrrre full aish !!!! i have never been happpier watching the idiot box b4 this yaar !!!!! i mean, it was a real dream come true !!!!!!! if u have red my earlier posts dhyaan se, then ul know HOW crazzzzzzzzy i am about pakistani music !!!!!!! i mean, i saw mekaal hassan's live show, a loadsa videos !!!!!! what bettter way to start the day !!!!!!

then went to ESQUARE, ( totalllllly raddddad place yaar....n pune ppl think, issse behtar jagah dunya mein kahin nahi hai...total crap !! ) had a verrry expensive but not at all worth it lunch ! had nothing bettter to do n so saw DARNA JAROOORI HAI ( hehehehehhehehehehe n passsed loadsa comment....kissi bhooot ko maaf nahi kiya....sabka mazaaaak udaya ! me n my biiiiig mouht might get me into serious trouble...but tilll then, expert commmentary shuru rahegi ;-) n as it is...it is such a bakwaaaaaaaaas movie ki ppl might have been actuallllly thankful to me for entertaining them with my mast commments :-P )

evening was THE BEST yaar !!! went to camp...its a total idhar dekho-udhar dekhp-bas dekhtey raho kinda place...good for fokat bugers like me :-P though m not all that fokat !! i bought some real cool stuff for a real cool guy....yeah yeah...the same BestesT GuY :-P its suppposed to b a surprise....So, will write about my shoppping expedition later !!

then, went to Cafe Cofffee Day and had a cold cofffee...just to kill time :-P hmmmm...dinner at vaishali...its a good place, but tooooo crowded ! cheeeeku was like SPDP khaana hai SPDP khaana hai...while i wondered what on earth is SPDP...which later turned out to be shev puri dhai puri....what a let down !

anywaysss...came back home n slept chup chaap :-P

Postcards from pune....i know ur getting bored !

DAY THREE

nothing much to b written...cuz i did nothing ! :-P went to sukhi's office...the herald office, n SLEPT for an hour ! hehehehehe while she wrote an assignment, i slept on her computer table :-P ( trust me, i can b reallllllly wierd at time :-P )

then went to my nana nani's place in the evening ! my mom's mama...so my nana ! simple logic hai yaar ! :-P

then had awesome foooood there !!!! nani cooks like a milllllion dolllars hmmm yummmmmmy ! n then ! DINT SLEEP A WINK THE WHOLE NIGHT !

ask me why ?????
simply cuz nana nani have a 5 bedroom flat, they live alone, and i dont know what made them feel that i'd be uncomfy sharing a room with them !!!! so...naturalllly one of the huge 5 rooms was given to me ! long story short...I HAD TO SLEEP ALONE IN THAT HUUUGE ROOM ! okkkkk i hate to admit this ( m glad u cant see the loook on my face right now ! phewwww !! ) but i am a freaking scared female when it comes to sleeping alone or plain n simple darkness....m prettty sure that IRON MAIDEN folks had me in mind when they composed FEAR OF THE DARK...that awesome song :-P

toh me n my mp3 player....mera life line....somehow managed to STAY ( not sleep...plz note :-P ) in the room till morning ! i finihed up 3 batteries n heard almost 120 songs over n over again ! wah !!!!!! what a night !!!!

Postcards from pune....m almost done !

DAY FOUR

woke up early n went to another nani's place...i have loadsa relatives in pune u see...had a quiet lunch, slept, watched TV and came back to pavilllion at 6...then was the best part....went to sonyo's place ( the name's Bhatia, Sonia Bhatia !!! ) my sis ki best friend !!!!! mine too :-)

had a blast with her sis n bro there...saw SAAWAN - the love season !!!!! ( yes i managed to see it...n im still alive and writing :-P ) had biryaaani, fish n loadsa other yummmmmmy stuff, saw a bit of pyaare mohan, aksar, and fight club ( yeah....its had become a nice fruit salad :-P) and then again, as usual...slept cuz i was tired ! phew !!

got up in the morning...had alooo paranthaa ( yummmmmmmmmmmy thaa ) then saw gangster....awesome movie yaar. its the kind u shud see in the theaters...m in love with shiney ahuja ! hehehehehehehh ! then i saw ek ajnaabee ( yeah i admit i hadent seeen it all theses days ) and finallllly it was time to pack up !!!! i got ready cuz i had to leave !!! yesssssssssss i was going back to mumbai...i was verrrry happpy cuz from the veryyy first day i'd started feeling homesick ( NETSICK actualllly....i dont miss anything more than my internet connnection :-P yep, m a selfish girl...stay away ! )

nothing much to b typed here cuz i've already writttten all that i could have...here i am, writing my heart out !

well....over all...cool trip...ekdum fundooo ! :-D

*YELL* net connnection band kara dungi !

it was almost like 12 minutes since i sat staring blankly at the all the more blank computer screen :-P thinkin what shud i be postin about ! then suddenly, even with the full volume music :-p , i could hear moma screaaaaaming at me...NET CONNNECTION BAND KARA DUNGI... ( this is the mosssssst commmon thing ul hear my mom n sis say !!! ) :-P

yes, i admit, i am a compulsive-obsessive-whateverish-net-addict ! but then, im happppy being the nerd i am :-P yeah...reading illlegallly downloaded harry potter e-books ( buzz me ASAP if u want them...i have all 7 yipppppeee !!!!! ) n listening to my fav songs !! thats my world...i love being by myself !!!! n sometimes, if miraculously someone comes online n has the time ( yeah yeah, busy buddy ! ) to chat....fir toh kyaaa baat hai !!!!! life set hai ;-)

orkut, blogspot, yahoo msnger n msn msnger are my world...virtual world yaar :-P but i just cannot live without loggging in, atleast once toh log in karna hi padta hai !!!! i just HAVE to...gosh !! m obbbsesssed ! ( hheheheh too many obsesssions in ma life - music, food, mocha, net, writing poetry n blah blah !!!!! )

anywaysssssssss....dad screaming now, n this yell has to b taken seriously :-P heheheh so long fellahs ! good riddance ! :-P

dimag hata hua hai !!!

aarrrgggghhhh !!!! m sooo bugged....realllly this is one thing i hate about myself...my mood swings !!! :-( sometimes i realllly hate being unpredictable...

but then...actualllly m misssing sakshi :-( kitne din ho gaye, havent talked to her !!! awwww...her stupid exams r keeping her busy...miss u re sakshi...love ya loads !

now that im bored...u, my dear reader, suffer ! buwahahahhaha...i write crap n u read it :-p wah...sahi hai boss...

anyways i know for sure that il go crazzzzzy ( GO ??? aint i already crazy :-P ) if i sit staring at my sweetheart's face ( my computer, nimrod ! ) for even a second more, so i'd rather get some fresh air....

n also...get back to writing poems...thats my newest found passion...

chalo cya later.....aligator ! ( ya ya...i STILL watch cartooon network...SO WHAT ? ) :-p

The Day The Table Fan Said....DROP DEAD !

the pitcure itself speaks a thousand ( maybe even more ) words :-P

well...i know, ppl think their lives would have been much easier n happier without me ( par hey !! who cares !!! i still love ruining their happiness :-P ) but if a TABLE FAN....yes, a rickety, old, dark grossly oiled table fan feels the same way....BEWARE !

it was my friend Aben's Sister's surprise birthday party ( dont ask me for deatils ok....jitna likha hai utna hi padho :-P ) when a table fan tried to kill me :-p n well the doomed thing almost succeeded...but then SHAITANIYAT KI JEET HUI :-P n here i am...blogging my heart out ! kya pata....kal ho na ho :-P

so...more about the party...everything was arranged...it was a surrrrprise, so as per the definition of surprise, Edwina ( Aben's sis !! ) WAS surprised, happy n then blah blah n after what seemed like eternity to me, she cut the cake ( phew ! finalllllllly...what i was waiting for :-P ) okkkk i admit !!!! i love birthday parties for one reason...Cakes !!!

somehow, i realised later, that i had managed to forget where i had kept the gift i had brought for her ( how careless of me !! ) so i went around every nook and corner of the terrrace ( that was the venue dumbo...hotel priyanka ka terrance ) searching for the gift i'd brought...a few minutes of searching n lo !! there it was...a beautiful kurta, ( beautifully packed off course ) sittting pretty on a chair :-P but lonely n neglected.

now lemmme tell u what i was wearing...off course it IS realated to this post otherwise i wudnt go through all the trouble of typing it out, right ! :-P...so...just stop whatever ur thinking ( In case U r reallly thinking ) n read on...yaa, so back to what i was wearing...a nice decent green salwar kurta with an equallly beautiful n elegant duppatta !! well...i looked prettty to myself, if not to anyone else :-P ahem ahem...that shud b enuf ! :-P

so now...as i was about to pick up the gift...i felt as if someone ( ahem ahem...someTHING, in my case ) was trying to strangle me !!! withing seconds i was soooo damn chocked that i could hardly breathe let alone scream...actuallly hua yeh thaa, ke this pretty green duppattta of mine got entangled in the blades of the fan !!!!!!!! yep...it got sooooooo nicely entagled that it was impossssssible for me to do anything...all i could do was pray....hey bhagwaaaan...bachaaaaaaoooo...DO SOMETHING YOU JERKS...STOP THE FREAKING PARTY...DOOOOOOOOO SOMETHINGGGGGGGGG !! ( but not a word outa my mouth !!! )

but hardly anyone noticed this killer-let-losse kinda scene amidst the rocking party...i mean, come on yaara...when u have everything ( music food n friends !! ) right in front of u, who'd be stupid enough to notice the corner of the room...but at that given time n point, this logic would have killed me !!!

i struggled hard to get myself outa this mess...n fell with a bang ! the fan folllowed suit n fell on ME ( my head actualllly ) with a bigger bang, thankfulllly making ppl aware that the centre of attention/attraction of the party ( a few minutes ago, i WAS rocking the dance floor !! ) had turned into a blue, nearly dead duck ! i was toooo freaked n at my wits end as to how to breathe to notice how the ppl there saved ( yeah thats THE word ) me !! but they did...( bevkooooof log...mera bhoot thode na post karega....password kaisey malooom hoga bhooot ko eh ??? ;-D )

i was choked prettty bad n my face had turned rare n weird shades of the oxygen-deprived blue ! :-p i was coughing sooooooo hard that i feared that i'd puke the cake out ( Worst Case Scenario for me ! ) but then a few minutes later, i was my usual ALIVE self !

When it was time to leave ( the party, u idiot....not the world...not soooo soon...hell can wait for a few more years for its new ruler ! )...i just happened to loook acroos the room n glanced at the killer fan...it looked to me ( maybe i WAS halllucinating :-P ) as if the fan was smiling...rather grinning devilishly at me with a smug smile which said " is baar bach gayi, chinti....agli baar - tera game over ! " i just shudddddered at the thought n left quicker than anyone u've ever seen leaving a place !

i still get nightmares where the fan buawahahahaha's me n has the " il get u one day " kinda look on its blades !!!!! n im like moooommmmmmmmmmmmyyyy !!!!!!! :-(

agli baar se....BEWARE !!!! There's a killler on the prowl !!

but stilll...just a thought....imagine the next day's newspaper headlines ( in case i WAS DEAD !! ) :-p TABLE FAN TURNS MUREDERER, KILLS TEENAGER !!!!!!

M Like......Itne Din Kahan Thay ??????

Noori

when i first heard them...m like :-O awesome man !!!!! itne din mujhsey bachkey kaisey reh paaye....but nevermind....finalllly got my hands on each n every song and video of noori available on the net ! man....m in love !!!!

thats Noori for u...pepppy, hard hitting n verrrrrrry catchy !!! just love the songs :-* muuuuah !

n not to mention, Ali Noor ( the guy in the centre :-* )....leathal combo hai yeh banda !!!! killling voice coupled with sexxxxxxy looks.....whoaaa.....m in love !

the fact that its a Pakistani band appeals to me all the more...believe it or not, m obbsessed with pakistani music, its simply the best....no comparision ! :-* u rock guys....big time ! don't tell me u havent heard jal, atif aslam n the other fab singers out there ! i swear, the day Noori guys decide to have a concert in india...il b the first one to b present at the venue....m craaazzzzzzzzy bout Pakistani music !!!!! god help me with my obbsessssion !! :-* but m loving every moment of it !!!!!

its almost 4.18 AM right now n i cant sleeeeep ! reason - Ali Noor....cant get enough of him ! m crazzzzzzzzzy about him now !! on top of it, he is a lefty, n trust me, i have a thing for left handed people....i find them reallllllllllly hot ! donnno why, but i do....Ali Noor...u rock !!!

try listening to Peeli Patti Aur Raja Jani Ki Gol Dunya and Suno Ke Main Hu Jawaan ( yeaaaayyyy i have both the albums with the video's n all !!!!! thats what a true fan is... :-* muah muah !! ) i mean, AWESOME stuff....ul love them !!!

If u somehow manage not to like Noori, then tough luck, kid...get a life !

Love ya Noori...Rocking is the word !

me me me !!!!

well......its kinda obvious....this blog belongs to ME so atleast one post realated to I, Me, Myself shud b here ! so this is it.....watch this space !

today im in my rare-but-there kinda moods, which compels me to write about MYSELF...so here i am, bugging the hell out of u !!! ehehhehehehe but i must appriciate ur patience n abolute lack of constructive activity which is forcing u to read on....hehehehehehhehehe U ROCK !

to start off with...m just another gal, love to laugh n pull pppl's leg ! ehhehehehe u can guess that from the lines above !
m the kinda girl who can make special ppl feel more special :-) n ignored ppl all the more neglected ! im a total devil at times...veryyyy rarely i take off the black n red ( ohhh so cute ) devil attire n take on the ujala white angel robes ! but yaa....with me, u can alwaaaaaays keep smiling...ya ya sure, u can verrry well say m a joker ! :-P

m verrry unpredictable...i do stuff at the drop of a hat...but whats most noticible is - my contradictions....
as in, i like it...but i dont like it ; its cool...but its not that cool ; m funny but not funny !!!!! yeh toh kuch bhi nahi.....m active but lazy, intellligent but dumb, cute but ugly; m a loner but also the centre of attention......ehehheheheheheheh m weird ! i have a yes n no to an answer simultaneously!!!! n THIS freaks most ppl out ! :-p who cares...m happppy with my contradictions !

one more thing...i looooooooooove my braces !! i think they loook reallly cool n they r a fab excuse for not eating stuff...heheheheheheh though i am a fooodie, im a selective foodie...see, there i go again...me n my contradictions :-P

music is my life n im happppy to b left by myself with my fav music ! i said na.....sometimes im a loner, sometimes the centre of attention ! i can get reallllly complex at times ! bas bas....mujhse khud ki aur buraai nahi hoti ! ;-P

finallllly....enuf boasted about myself....i love my friends n i reaaallllllyyyy love them ! and ahem ahem i can reallly do anything to make them smile....surprise them, shock them :-p but make them happpppppy....love u guys !!!!

thats it....i mean, thats all u need to know bout me...ab saaaaaaaaare sachchai samney hai....SO ???? arrrre extra ordinarrrry fool...stay away from me....kuuuuuch samajh nahi aata aap logo ko :-P

true love....excuse me ???

two posts in a day !!! whoaaa im improving !! ehehehehe anywayssss....came across this realllly nice community on orkut with a reallly nice topic : true love. ok agreed....no offence meant.

BUT my question is...what the hell is true love ?????? isnt love supposed to b plain n simple love ??? ab yeh true, false blah blah love kahan se aa gaya ???? wonder wonder ! doesnt make sense to me....u'd say, who cares !

but no..reallly, i need to know this, cuz its realllly bugging me ! m i normal ????? as in, i always thought u either love someone or u dont...i never thought of any true love or false love ( if thats the appropriate opposite ! ) gosh i must b crazzzzzzzzy !

anyways....for me love is love !!! and i truly love every one i love and that includes you....yes YOU...stop smiling now ! ehehehhehehe...no pretentions here ! trust me on that ! though u might never know that i have a thing for u ( if any !! ) ! ehehehehhehe THAT, my friend, is the way i am...so, keep guessssing !!!! n plzzzzz......i'd appriciate if ONLY the right guy guessses that its him m talking about here !!! ehehehehhe...

hey.....wait a minute !!!! what was my question in the first place ??????? true or other variations of love, right ???? aaarggghh ! meri train hamesha track change kar jaati ha !!! helllllllp !

no new post !

nothing major going on in life right now....so how do u expect me to write a blog !!! duh !!
n things that r going on are too special to b written here ( blush blush, wink wink ) !!! somethings are best when kept to urself, right !!!!! thats exactly what m doing...keep guessing ! m sure one day ul crack the code ( m sucha devil....n i love being one ! )

anywayssss....major news on my college front is that my results are out !! yippppppppppee...this time too i managed a distinction !! 74 % !!! now i got the trick to success, in my college atleast, write logicall stuff, write crap, write songs, write stories...BUT WRITE !!!! n im a genius when it comes to writing one single sentence in three different types ! haha ! some talents pay u verrrry well...even though they dont get appreciated...but then, hey who cares about appriciation anyways !!!! marks are all that matter at the end of the sem !

right now the only thing in my mind is teri deewani that fabulous song by kailash kher...ufff just kills me !!!! too good dude..too good ! i dont know how to explain what it actualllly makes me feel, but its fabulous !!!

cya felllahs !

too busy wasting time !

well yaaa....m too busy wasting time n so cant blog ofter ! ( irony of my life ! )
phew......not-studying can b soooooo stressful man !! after all its not a joke yaar....full day bina kuch kiye sirf soye pade rehna is TOUGH !!!
anywayss....m too buggged....id rather get to......doing nothing !

6 days to go...

wasted aaj ka din too....royallly !!! n over that there are some anti social elements whoch keep irritating me !!! ;(( what the hell....ask them how ta ruin a perfect day...well almost perfect it was...what the hell...m sick of my life...n guess what !!! i deleted orkut too..WTF :((

7 days to go !

well its just 7 days left for my final exams....n guess what !!! i havent studied a word...expected, ud say !

got all the notes photocopied from friends ( yaaa....y waste time taking down notes in classs....id rather sleep ! ) n now m at my wits end as to KAHA SE SHURU KARU ?????? is rate so toh m gonna flunk !!!! pakkkkkka....mom dad toh ghar se hakal denge !!!!! eeeeeeeeeeekkkksss.....gotttta studddy....bye !

look what i found !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is sooooooooooooooooooo sweeeet......what say ????

Tasted the thunder..........N puke-d !

I AM NOT A CHICKEN !!!! Yes u red it absolutely right...I aint no scared lil cat who will chicken out at the slightest hint of verrrry adventurous adventure ! at the most i might puke ! n thats exactly what i did.....hehehehehhehe read on !

date : i dont remember !

venue : essel world ( yess the same kiddies park somewhere in mumbai )

company : sukhi n sakshi !!!!

what happened : we decieded to go to essel world....just for the heck of it ya !....i have been there llike 5 times til now but abhi tak mujhe thunder n rainbow mein baithne ki himmmat nahi hui,...no no not even that sillly enterprise !
so this time i thought...chahe kuch bhi ho jaye....i am gonnna sit in thunder n rainbow ! so after entering essel world..the first thing v did after v entered essel world was to queue up for thunder...the killer ride !
after like 10 mins in the queue, sak chickened out ! but i was too determined to ride....for whatever reasons ! ( god knows itni charbi kahan se aagayi mujh mein )...anyways i was freaking scared inside but too proud to show it off....aarrrey ! aise kaise dikhaa du sab ko ki m a darrreli bachchi ! no way.......mere shaaan k khilaaaf hai !

anyways....the ride stopped n I was told to go n sit inside...i saw sakshi waving to me n i put up this brave smile which was like saying " hey i am superhero....mujhe kya ho sakta hai ! " but deep down i knew what was gonnna happen !
i dont know how i spent the 3 mins or so in the ride..that was MY version of near-death-experience !!!! i was screaming like a wild cat....all i knew was that I WANTED TO B ALIVE TO WRITE THIS !

i came out of the ride...tears in my eyes n stomach twisting at realllly wierd angles !!! n gues what...I PUKE-D !!!!!!!!!! yes i did n screwed up the rest of my day !!!!!
that was the first n last ride for me that day.....thank god rainbow was closed for maintainance work !!! ( c....i dint break my promise that il sit in both thunder n rainbow if thats the last thing i do ! )

n here i am...alive n writing this so that u can have a good laugh at my expense ! ( thats Rs 270 ka entry fee....jaane aane ka alag ! )

the girl i always wannna be !!!

she's smart, she's cute and she's very much like me.....the only difference between me and her is....that i LOVE clavin whereas she doesnt give a damn about his charms !!!!

lucky u.... susie !!!!! wish i was in her place cuz, i think ( ya...I do think sometimes ! ) that somewhere down the line calvin has a secret crush on susie but wont admit it ! n same goes for susie...they like each other ( i told u na....that what I think ! ) but they both agree that fighting each other is the best thing to do !!!!!

house arrest !

holy crap !! its been the worst day so far cuz IM STUCK AT HOME ALL DAY LONG...

never, trust me, never has it happened ki main chup chaap se ghar par baithi hu....but today is one of those sad crappy days when my most dreaded nightmare has come true....there is no cash neither any place to go !!!!

god help....just send some cute devil of urs ( i hate angels ok...white is sooooooo pakao ! ) n let him take me out....my knight in shining armour !! puhleeeeeeeezzz rescue me n take me out !!!!!!

let this home-all-day thingie b a dream n let me wake up this very instant....m waiting...waiting....wake me up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

miss u !

m blogging after a loooooong time...now ul wonder y ????? so lemmme tell u that i have been awefullly busy with......nothing at all !!! well there are 15000 thoughts running in my head at the moment but m too lazy to keyboard them down !
but today a real thought provoking thought has been keeping me busy so id rather type it down that feeling guilty ki kaaaaaaaaash us din likh liya hota !

to start off with, this blog deals with relationships ! not a typicalllly-me kinda topic but i write something if it reallly touches me......i barely have enuf free time to waste typing about things which dont interest me !

to kick off this bolg.....i came across this post in orkut saying whats better....being friends or being lovers ?? ( how i wish there was a better n sophesticated word for lover....eeeeeeeeeks with a capital E, i just hate it...too cheap !....but anyways....english aint bothered about what I think about IT ! ) n the next thought that came to my mind was of....read on ul get to know who im thingking of....!

so what i have to say to it is.....i have friends jinke liye i can do anything !!! n believe me i reallly can....i love them, but im not in love with them.....well its kinda difficult but let me try n explain....mera logic duniyaa se alag rehta hai so b patient....this blog k words will fall in place ( in ur head, that is ) after a parahgraph or two........read on....

i dont know what it is....but friends r my life....n talking of friends His name is the first that comes to my mind cuz he is the one i love the most !!!!.....he is the most prescious person......the bestest budddy i have.......truly a gidt wrapped n sent from above ! ( guess guess....i hope atleast the person whom im talking about knows its HIM who im talking about ! ) he is like the world to me....i love him more than anything n any damn thing he says is like paththar-ki-lakeeer for me ( its actuallly his b'day today n so this blog....ab connection samjha ????????? ) he is my idol, my inspiration.....he is the besssssssst guy in the world n i respect him for what he is......the only reason y i put in a bit ( just a bit ha ) of efffort into studies is that i want him to b proud of me !!!! i simply adore him n wannnna b just like him.....im sooooooooo damn obbsessed with being-like-him that i love iron maiden cuz he does, i love calvin n hobbes cuz he does, i study cuz he tells me to, i wanted to work with LnT for my internship cuz he worked there ( too bad....he isnt in India these days ),.......as in, everything that he said n did was like the most perfect thing on earth ! i admit that i am soooooooooooo obsessed with being like him n i do tend to imitate him ( but i know i can never b even close to what he is !! ).....in fact.....i wanted to be JUST-LIKE-HIM ! ( n i still want to ! )

n plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz before u start thinking ki im head over heels in love with him or anything....yeh sun lo.....ya i do LOVE him....but im not IN LOVE with him......Love is an understatement of my feelings for him......that surely explains what i reallly feel for him !!!!

so lsiten up dude....( this is speciallly for him....so if ur not the ONE....then dont read ! ) i realllly miss u n i love u a lot....u said ur mom's looking for a gal !!!! bevakooof....tere shaadi k liye aur kya ! so tell aunty to mail me the pics....il b the selection comittee.....its gonnna b difficult to choose a gal for u....cuz u deserve nothing but the best cuz u truly are the best guy in the world.....the day i become like 10% of what u r, il b the luckiest n happiest female on earth....i already am realllly lucky to have known u....sabka naseeeeb itna achcha nahi hota dude....m reallllllllllly lucky....take real good care of ur self n miss me too !!!! love u loads sweeetheart !!!

facing the evil called.....part 2

now comes the fairer sex...as in, the female teachers...hey well...with due respects to all the profs, this blog is simply in good humour n the blogger ( ME ) has no intention of hurting ur respective feelings ( liar, liar !! )

so without further delay....lets start with....

PARVINDAR MA'M

most likely to say :- u know !
y is she such a devil :- she is boooooooring with a capital B...n every quater of a second she'l say U KNOW...with every damn sentence yaa...imagine how bugging it must be !!! god help us....

the most wierd thing i have done in her lecture :- once the lecture got so boring within just 5 mins that ma'm almost put me to sleep....but fearing another get-out-of-the-class thingie, i decided to do something meaningful, something exciting.....n guess what i did ! i actualllly sat down to count the exact number of time she says U KNOW ! n the statistics r quite scray ! she managed to say the words 151 times in a 50 min lecture which makes it approx once in 19 secs !!!! ( results indicated here may not b accurate ok but they r as close to accurate as possible ! ) n that too i missed the first 5 mins of the lecture !!! can u digest that !!

SIMRAN MA'M

most likely to say :- come again, come again.....i have been teaching donkeys for donkey's years.....superrrrrrrrrrrrbh !
y is she such a devil :- ( if this is simran ma'm reading....then close this page immmmmmmmmidiately.....plzzzzzzzzzzzzz....before i die of an heart attack !) she is again one of those silent killers....never ever ( come what may ) take panga's with her cuz bahot bhaari padta hai ! she is one of those prof's jinse princi bhi darta hai...she is an awesome teacher, no doubts about thatn has a killing dressing sense but the only thing about her is her attitude...which is like too much ! commmon yaa...keep ur attitude to urself, we have loads already !

the most wierd thing i have done in her lecture :- simran ma'n se koi argue nahi karta...kissi ki himmat hi nahi hoti..so one fine day i was sitting on the last bench n passing general comments...it was raining hard ( july time ) n ppl in class were requesting her to give the lecture off...so i shouted, thinkin unko thode na itni dur se sunai dega ki sharmila ne comment maara hai " ma'm plzzzzz give us an off...trains r late ! " n guess what...she heard it !!!! n she was like " ok sharmila...leave the class...NOW !!! "

facing the evil called......part 1

well.....proffesors r like a major part of student life, hai na ?? so lets introduce u to my college profs !!!! take a deep breath n fasten ur seat belts....this is gonna b one hell of a blog !

PRAVESH SIR....
most likely to say :- get going, nothing personal......samajh rahe hain meri baat ko !
y is he such a devil :- he can b aptly described as a chalta firta time piece...i mean he is sooooo damnm perticular about being on time that it bugs u no end...n upar se unki philosophy !!! ufff...if boredom could kill, he'd b the most merciless killer !

the most wierd thing i have done in his lecture :- im like one of his worst students ! i sleep all through his lectures cuz even if im awake, kuch samajh toh nahi aata !! toh rather sleep...he has seen me do that many times but he is too engrossed in jhado5in philosophy in a psychology lecture ( ironically yes ! ) to notice me n say get going...nothing personal !

YOGESH SIR....
most likely to say :- basically.....what's ur problem huh ?...answer ur roll call !
y is he such a devil :- he is one of the talk less-work more kinda guy...n oh yaa..did i mention he is cute like a teddy bear !! we actually call him yogi bear !!!wont talk much but will catch anyone causing the slightest disturbance, walk up to him with a look on his face that reads im-gonna-kill-ya-today......n while the bichaaara student is like all scared...yogi bear will calmly say " whats ur problem huh ? " n thats too in a tone that wont scare even a 3 year old !

the most weird thing i have done in his lecture :- once he was in his lets-ask-questions kinda mood n he asked me a certain question ( jiska answer i dint know....obviously ! ) n i was like laughing hard cuz ppl all over the class were trying to prompt the answer....was tryin real hard to link all the prompts but ended up saying something which was real stupid ( no link at all n that too all cuz of the prompts....had i said an answer of my own shayad mujhe sir maaf kar dete ! ) n was thrown out of class !

also...yogi bear has this thing for saying at least 5 basically's in a 10 words ka sentence ! so i tried counting the exact number of times he uses the word.....it was 49 in a 50 minute lecture which makes it approx 1 in a minute types ! phew !!!!